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John Morley Berlin NH lights a firecracker
Around 5 years ago I was a frat boy at Umass. It was Friday night and we were having an enormous, raucous, loud, drunken party. My pal Donald and I noticed a petite pretty blonde in a tight black dress staggering up the stairs. We decided we’d have a look see. We found her comprise in an upstairs bedroom. I told Donald to shut the door and start videotaping. I lifted her skirt and took off her thong. She had a really nice body. I still have that thong hanging on my cars rear view mirror. Anyways she didn’t have much pubic hair. She sort of had a blonde landing strip. I shaved it all off. Gave Donald half and I kept the rest which I keep in my wallet as a lucky charm.
Donald kept filming and she was totally unconscious. I quickly grabbed 3 M-80 firecrackers and pushed them into her tight **. Her hymen was intact so I really had to push. Now an M-80 is according to the Internet 5-10 times stronger than a regular firecracker. So she had the equivalent of between 15-30 firecrackers stuffed in her **.
So I did it . I lit them and a few seconds later they exploded. For a second her ** was on fire then lots of smoke. She convulsed and started moaning so we took off. I was shocked that no one downstairs had noticed a thing. It was just too loud. About an hour later two girls were helping our little victim hobble down the stairs. She looked to be in shock or something. There was some blood, not much, on her legs. They took her away.
The police eventually showed up but no one knew anything. They even let us continue to party.
Our victims girlfriends came buy the next day with questions no one could answer. But it turns out her name was Julie Hastings. She was a high school girl who came up to party with the big boys and check out the campus. I won’t tell you how old she was. She had 44 stitches to reattach her ** and **. She would heal. But , get this, her ** was blown completely off. There was nothing left there. We laughed all day about that. Never to have a real **. It was too good to be true. And her hymen was blown completely open. Not a virgin any more.
So now we’re thinking about putting the video on YouTube. Let me know if you think we should. I’m happy we did what we did.
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