I am not the first.
I am not the first to get caught doing something embarrassing and I am sure I won't be the last but my mom walked in on me and my best friend sitting on my bed with no pants on and...just checking things out, Of course she had to walk in at the absolute worst moment after my friend had asked if she could touch it, I sat back on my hands, Legs spread and she had her hand on it and her thumb inside saying how it felt different than hers.
Door opened up, mom walked in, Dropped my laundry and said "Oh s***...Sorry girls" and SLAMMED my door. Now she is on this kick about how it's my life but she really doesn't think it would be in my best interest to be a l****. Ok mom, I am not gay, We were just...Yeah...Not gay.