I Raise my Daughter as Better than Boys
I have no boys, thank god. Boys are truly the worst. I just can’t stand them. I genuinely dislike male children. They’re rude, loud and so much more stupid. Little boys and girls are like different SPECIES. My daughter (five) has for years experienced nothing but problems with the little boys she unfortunately has to be around. They sometimes would shove her. Sometimes make fun of her, take her toy, or just generally annoy her. The teachers never do anything to help it. I realized when she was still in daycare at the age of three, I had to handle it myself.
I told her straight up, “When a boy is bothering you, you knee him between his legs in his boy parts as hard as you can. He’ll fall to the floor, and probably cry, but you’re just standing up for yourself. I’ll handle your teachers.”
Well, the next day, the three, same-aged boys who always picked on her did just that, and she did exactly what I said. I still remember the call:
“Your daughter has been in a fight. You need to come pick her up.” I protested that she was just standing up for herself, and that I would not take her from school for such a thing. There was a pause, and the woman then said “It was more than a little shove. We have three little boys writhing around the floor, curled up and crying. Your daughter kneed them each in their privates.”
I audibly laughed. Little boys are little monsters and I’m glad my daughter has no problem dealing with them that way. I can’t stand them and maybe this sounds bad, I feel no sympathy thinking of my daughter kicking their parts and them rolling around bawling. That’s just hilarious to me. My daughter now knows the rule: if a boy is bothering you, drop him with a knee between the legs and mom will take care of the rest.
Moms of boys, just keep your little creeps away from her!