Younger, blonder, dirtier
My girlfriend and i have been together for almost 4 years now, cohabitating for over 3. But she is starting to show her age (29) and looking kinda worn out. So I've started looking around for somebody like I've described in the caption. Somebody early to mid 20s, a natural blond (gf is a blonde but from a bottle), and who is hotter and nastier, and maybe even mean and bitchy wouldn't be at all bad. Not at all bad. There's a woman at work who would fit all the requirements, including those last two, except for the age thing: she's 38, but ** she is FINE and she is a mega supreme **(with mega supreme implants). And her thick blonde hair reaches all the way to her ** which I desperately want to rim.........every single day of my life.
Could you be ANY more shallow?
Just. Wow.
Do not reproduce.