Sitting in the lap of luxury
This is actually a very embarrassing store about my wife.....2 years ago, my wife who was 37 at the time and I who was 39 at the time were at an antique store. My wife was looking at jewelry display case while I was in the room next door. She told me that as she looking at the jewelry case she slowly started backing up, not realizing that there was a chair behind her with an old man sitting in it. She said that as she backed up that the back of her legs bumped into the front of his knees and she fell backwards into his lap. When I re-entered the room, the first thing I saw was my wife sitting in this old man's lap who was probably in his 60s with her back to him and he had his arms wrapped around her waist from behind and they were both laughing. Needless to say, I don't know what to think. haha. After they both explained to me what happened we both went separate ways. About 20 minutes later just before we left the store, my wife told me that she had to use the restroom. As I was waiting for her, I saw the old man walking past me and said to him, "I'm not mad, but I need to know why didn't you warn my wife that you were sitting right behind her?" He said to me "at my age, how often do you think I get to have a young woman sit in my lap?" We both laughed. To this day, whenever my wife puts on the same out that she was wearing that day (her red blouse and blue denim skirt), I still tease her and tell her to watch where she's walking.