Domestic violence is impossible

Correct

The reason you have to say “if” is because you’re actually alone.. no surprise why

I require my wife to have s**. I just say on your back legs apart

We were driving today and I said to her that I would like to spank her. After some discussion, we agreed that she would let me.

Later today as a part of foreplay she lay across my lap in the bedroom. It was actually quite awkward as I had never put someone in that position before and probably had not thought through the practicalities too well. I also probably spanked her too hard to start with and she reacted quite negatively. I suspect that if I had been very gentle. Just patting, I could have gotten her used to the idea with out the pain first.

Only if the wife shares the same delusion you do

Caveman !
And no, I'm not a bird.I'm a bloke.

Sweetieeeee! Your hot pockets are ready! Come up out of the basement!

Lmao this the type dude to p*** in empty mnt dew bottles, b**** prolly smells like new ports and his moms titty milk

Cynthia your a tremendous idiot

Dylan, stop eating rocks