Idk read tho...

Okay, but when you do it, make sure you also laugh a lot-- like don't just be mean, HAVE FUN being mean, that's part of what I like.

Okay, some things about me: obviously I'm an adult who's into little girls, and when I actually DO get one I just beg her to bully me-- but you know that part.

I also get insanely turned on when you girls wear denim-- literally just regular jeans or a skirt-- it drives me INSANE!

If I had a way, I would ask an even younger girl than YOU to do this-- even a little eight or nine year old-- the younger the girl, the hotter the embarrassment when she owns me.

I have autism, and I'm over four hundred pounds. Also, I have asthma and man **.

I live alone, I'm socially awkward, I don't shower very often, and I literally NEVER brush my teeth. I don't have a car, or even a license.

Sometimes when I play with it-- thinking about little girls making fun of me-- it gets too slippery to hold on to. One time I dropped it and it took me three whole tries to catch it again.

I also sometimes wish I could BE you young girls-- you get to wear cute, ** little clothes, be pretty, and have everybody like like you.

Finally, I ALSO have a fantasy of doing what I said on that other person's comment-- having a little girl watch me, maybe even try to help me into her clothes, but she knows they don't fit, she's just doing it to make fun of me.

I know that's a lot of stuff I gave you to work with, you don't have to use all of it, just pick out whichever ones you want.

And however you decide to hit me with it, again, don't just be mean-- be EVIL mean. Make me suffer while you sit back and laugh.

If you still want to, anyway-- I know it actually is really weird.