Mom will never be the same.
Is there anything more awkward than finding out at a family reunion that your sister and her husnad are swingers, Oh wait...there is....Getting caught swinging with your sister and her husband by your mom.
My sister and her husband and I were alone in the hot tub drunk, She admitted to me that they swing, He stood up and showed me his ** and next thing I knew I was on my back with the biggest ** I have ever experienced pounding me to a mind blowing O.
My sister watched and then they did some stuff too but anyway, We all pass out in the same bed, I wake up and within about a minute I am face down, He is on top of me and shoving his huge ** in me, We switch when my sister wakes up and I go into **. I heard the door, I swear I heard the door and it never clicked in my brain until I heard a blood curdling scream and my mom yelling "Good ** god, What are you doing?".
So yeah, within an hour most of the family knew and within a month pretty much everyone in my family, My circle of friends, Their circle of friends and probably every family members circle of friends knew I ** my brother in law with my sister on the bed beside us because mom freaked and told everyone.
FML.
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