Governments are making it difficult for you to access sites like this.
Try NordVPN so YOU control what you do online

My mother-in-law ate my ** unaware

I have on a few occasions put my own ** on fruit (mainly strawberries) for my wife. She says she enjoys it and we both find it a bit **.
Yesterday I was going to surprise my wife in the morning with some strawberries with my ** on them. Unfortunately I did not expect my mother-in-law coming over that morning. My wife came in from her over-night shift at the hospital but her mom was with her. Her mom, a thai woman in her early 50s, sat down at the table and started eating the few strawberries before I could jump in and take them away. My wife saw I was a bit flustered and then saw her mom and immediately shot a scared look back to me and quietly mouthed "**!" What made it only more awkward was my mother-in-law saying it was delicious as she licked off the third and final strawberry before eating it and asked where we got the "tasty" glaze for the strawberries. My wife replied that I had 'made it' but we just ran out. Her mom said I should make some more next time. My wife face-palmed and later gave me a good hard whack on my soulder. I was super embarrased. It was meant for my wife and I have never intended or thought anything sexual toward my mother-in-law. Thankfully she has no clue what she really ate.

Next Post

Slow Motion Breakup

Related Posts

See the best, hand picked Amazon deals - Updated daily

No Comments Yet

More Related Posts

Account Login
Signup
Is this post inapropriate?
Reason for reporting this post
Report this comment
Reason for reporting this comment
Delete this post?