How I met your mother.

When I was 28 I was working in a night club, A friend of mine owned it and had a staff mutiny and all of his bouncers quit on him on a friday afternoon, He frantically called me and asked if I would help him out so I said I would, As it turned out it was a night when they were holding a wet t-shirt contest and it turned out to be one of the best nights of my life. I showed up and it was me, Him and his two brothers who were all going to manage this ** show.
Everything started out fine, His brothers worked the doors and I was to be a floater while he oversaw everything, All was going smooth until his waitresses started rounding up girls for the contest, It would have been somewhere around midnight by this point so one waitress came to me and handed me a set of keys, Said "Take these two up to the office and get them ready", I led these two girls up the stairs and into the office where the shirts were, I had started getting stuff out for them and the waitress brought two more girls up, I handed out shirts and then she brought the final girl up, She said "Ok, Shirts are there, There is a pair of scissors in the desk, Get them ready and when they announce it bring them down the back stairs to the stage" and left.
I was kinda freaking out, I was in a room with 5 girls I would guess somewhere between 18-30 at the oldest. So they are all drunk and laughing and they were just like "Well...F it, We are about to show or ** to 100 guys so who cares if he sees them" and next thing I know they are all ** and putting on shirts, Cutting them up and asking me for help. The first two girls I took up stairs I felt had some sort of connection, Physically they were very different but something was very similar and the older of the two seemed to be in charge. As I found out later they are half sisters but at the time I had no idea, So many ** I couldn't focus on just one and then hey announced the contest and I led them down, The younger half sister actually took first prize and it was an easy win.
She was/is tall, Slim and very stacked, Very pretty and just an overall beautiful woman, After the contest I led them all back upstairs dripping wet and hung out while they changed, One left, Another one left and then a third and I was sitting in a chair and it was just me and the two half sisters left, The older of the two had been eyeing me up and I was fully aware of it and the two were just dragging their feet and not changing, Laughing and drinking and whatever, The older one had/has small ** but a super cute body, She is short and curvy, Not curvy like girls on dating apps claim to be curvy when they are actually overweight but actually hot curvy, A small girl, Wide hips, Gorgeous bubble ** and very pretty.
She asked me to help her untangle her bra which was all wrapped up in her shirt from before the contest and next thing I knew we were making out, Her younger sister was leaning against the desk and didn't seem to be phased by this, I turned the older sister around and pushed her up against the desk right beside the younger one and then I was making out with both, As it turned out the older was 25 and the younger 18 but the older one was ALL over me and within a minute was on her knees sucking my ** while I kissed her half sister, the younger one had these huge, Soft **, Big pink nips and they are just absolutely amazing, I had my hand up her skirt and she had theses long skinny legs and a little bald **, I was sliding my ** back and forth and she was wet so I slid a ** in her. Blah, Blah, Blah, long story short I have these two half sisters in the office for about 45 minutes, ** the older one bent over the desk while ** and kissing the younger one, I ** the younger one on the couch and then the older one again up against the wall, Finally I nailed the younger one laid back on the desk while the older one stood beside me watching and kissing me.
I stood there pumping ** into the younger half sister with her long legs up on my shoulders, Playing with both girls ** and kissing the older half sister and then finally we all got dressed and came down to the club, About 20 minutes later the younger of the two walks up, Put a piece of paper in my pocket and walks away, I carry on and both of them came up to talk to me multiple times before the end of the night, When the lights came on the older sister asked me to come home with her and I told my buddy I was bailing out, I went back to their place and she was all over me while her sister was...Meh, Off and on playing.
We went to her room and I pounded her, Like just hard, When I was done I was thinking about sneaking out because she basically just rolled over and passed out, I got up to go get a drink and walked past the younger sisters room buck naked and she said "Pssst....Come here", I went in and ** her hard ad left her laying there exhausted with a ** full of what come I had left. I did go back to the older sisters room and pass out, In the morning me and her had a quickie and then got out of bed, the younger sister was awake and in the kitchen and the whole thing was very awkward so I had a coffee and left.
I had given the older sister my number and she called me that night, Asked me out so we went to a movie then for a drive and I ** her in my truck, After we were done we were sitting there cuddling and she asked if I would "date" her, I nodded my head and then said "Yeah, I would", She invited me back to her place again so I went and we spent a long time in her room just banging again, this time when I got up for a drink her sister was in the living room so I sat down and put my moves on her, ** her on the couch and then went back to bed with her sister, I left again the next day and me and the older sister met after work.
That was one of the most awkward conversations I have ever had, She told me that if we were dating I couldn't ** her sister anymore and if I wanted to keep ** both then we couldn't date and would have to keep it casual, I told her I wanted to keep ** them both and she as disappointed but that night I ** both again, We carried on like that for 3 weeks just banging back and forth from room to room and then the older sister told me she met someone else, I pounded the younger sister that night and listened to her get ** in the next room but afterward I heard him leave so I don't know what I was thinking but I went in and ** her then told her we were dating which as I said earlier completely shut down any more ** with the younger sister and not for a lack of trying.
She is actually a really good sister because as soon as she knew we were dating she clamped her legs together and wouldn't let me ** her at all, I dated the older sister for a year and a half before proposing and then on the night before our wedding she let me ** her sister one last time since she was single at the time anyway which was a mistake for the younger one to agree to because I made the most of it, I spent most of the time with a thumb or ** in her ** and then came on her face, My wife was not impressed when she heard about it but the next day at the reception we danced and she said "Now you get one ** for the rest of your life".
16 years today and still going strong, there ya go kids, that's how I met your mother.