Maybe the wrong call.

My wife and I stayed with her mom at the family cabin after a wedding, We had 3 other couples stay there with us and then 2 more couples came over the next morning. The night of the wedding my wife and I were cracking jokes about how drunk her mom was getting and by the end of the night she was ** housed, I picked her up and put her in the back seat of the car and went to the cabin, I had to carry her inside and my wife stumbled off to her room, I took her mom to her room, and had a terrible idea.
Knowing her moms door doesn't close all the way due to some moisture warping I laid her on the bed, Checked my wife who was puking in the bathroom, went back ad quickly stripped her naked before anyone else got there, I tossed her clothes on the floor like she had undressed herself and laid her sideways on the bed with her feet (And the good stuff) facing the door. I left the bathroom light on in her attached bathroom and went out of the room and looked, Went back in and adjusted the door 3 times to make the lighting perfect, Peed in her toilet so she thought it was her and then positioned her just right and went to check my wife.
My wife was passed out in just her bra and thong on the bathroom floor so I slipped off her thong and unclipped her bra leaving it hang since I couldn't take it off without moving her quite a bit but made sure her small saggy ** were showing. My wife and her mom are 20 years apart, My wife 30, mom of 3, her mom 50, mom of 1, Both just over 5 feet, Slim build, Small chested and nice **, my wife was shaved bald but her mom had a healthy bush going, my wife's ** were very saggy because she had quit breastfeeding about 6 months prior but her mom has great little ** both with areolae about the size of a twonie and nips like a short pencil eraser, Both also have no ** flaps showing, just nice puffy outter lips.
I had taken a dozen or so pics of each and laid in bed so I could see both her moms door and the bathroom door as everyone else came in, Two couples came in together, One of my friends noticed her mom right away and took a good look before trying to close the door and realizing he couldn't then he motioned to the other friend who also took a good long look and then the girls who must have been smoking came in and there was a little bit of looking and giggling and I heard one girl say "Holy **, Good for her, She looks great" and they all giggled their way off to bed as they passed the bathroom one girl looked in and said "Geezuz christ, Everyone is naked" and tried to open the door but I had positioned my wife so her foot was by the door and then reached in and pulled the laundry hamper behind it so it felt heavy, She tried the door and said "**, I can't she's blocking the door, Both guys obviously went to "Help" and both looked.
Pretty much everyone had to go outside to pee and I could hear the two girls outside my bedroom window giggling about it and one said "Well, She will for sure be embarrassed about them seeing her **", The other said "Eeek, Yeah, Not to be rude but I would be too" and everyone filtered back in, One guy checked out her mom and snapped a quick pic and they both looked at my wife and each snapped a pic and then their wives came in, They all went to bed and I was laying there and had almost drifted off to sleep when I heard the last couple come in, She noticed the wife's mom first and said "Oh **" and tried to close the door, He went to the bathroom and said "Psssst...****** come here" and pointed, She said "good lord" and closed the door which I don't know why the other two didn't think to close it.
I went to sleep after everyone else was in their rooms and the next morning I heard the rest of the people coming up the steps on the deck, I assumed my position but it was light now so I had to lay so that it looked like I was asleep, but both guys came in, Both noticed the wife's mom and then one came down the hallway and stopped to look at my wife, He took a long hard look before motioning to the other friend and he left his spot looking at her mom came and looked as well, They both nodded in approval and took a couple pictures, They headed toward my door so I waited until I heard "Pssst, Dude, Wake up", I rolled over and opened my eyes and they both had big smiles, The one said "You need to get up man, Like now", I was like "ugh, Ok, Ok" and got out of bed, I pulled on some shorts and and he said "Come here", He walked to the bathroom and pointed, I looked in and shook my head then said "Well...I guess...You're welcome...Or, I'm sorry you had to see that" and we all chuckled, The other guy said "wait...Come here before you wake her up" he led me to her moms door and we all looked in, She hadn't moved an inch, Flat on her back, Legs spread a little and her perky little ole ** standing up and her nips were actually hard and looked real nice.
I went back and woke up my wife, Reached in and pretended I was moving her leg but moved the laundry hamper, I went in and woke her up and she was not happy, She got off the floor and stumbled down the hall letting both of my friends see her great little ** wiggle as she went. I left her mom as she was but started making noise in the kitchen and pretty soon I heard her bathroom door close so I went and looked and she was gone.
20 ish minutes later she came out and everyone who was awake was on the deck, She looked at me and then at the deck and I said "Don't worry I told them to stay outside until everyone else woke up, they don't know why", She said "So...You seen?", I said "Yeah, I was going to grab a blanket and cover you but you were gone when I came back", She cleared her throat and said "Uh, Thanks, I mean, I guess...I don't know, Ugh, I need coffee", She made a coffee and went back to her room, Later my wife woke up, I told her the whole thing about how we crawled into bed and she got up stumbling off to the bathroom (A lie but...) and how everyone had seen her naked.
Later on her mom came up to me and said "So...How did I end up naked", I shrugged and said "You came home with us, I helped you into the house and you said you were good and stumbled off to your room", She said "Well **, I obviously didn't think about the fact other people were staying here", I pretended to be surprised and she said "what?", I said "**...We came home first", She sat down and set her coffee don then ran her fingers through her hair before looking at me and saying "So...Pretty much everyone here seen me naked???" She was steaming and I said "I don't know, I went to bed but...They all came in after we did", She sighed and "Oh, Well, Isn't that lovely, Good lord".
I said "Sorry, I should have checked on you but **** was puking and I was helping her", She said "No, No, It's not your fault, I got stupid drunk and obviously wasn't thinking", She was super shy all day and came out to the garage later, I was working on the seadoo and she was obviously just looking to get out of the house, I looked at her and said "Hey, Don't worry about it, We all get drunk sometimes", She said "ooof, Yeah but not when you show all of you childs friends your naked body", I chuckled and said "No big deal, We are all adults, Nothing we haven't seen", She said "Ha, yeah, A naked 50 year old", I looked at her and said "Do you want the truth?", She said "about?", I said "Ok, I am only ever going to say this once...One time...your body is suprisingly great", She couched and said "Oh geez....", I said "No, No...Just saying, One time and one time only", I looked out the door and then said "You have a better body than **** (My wife)" She said "Doubtful", I said "No jokes, Her ** are all sagged out, I am sure they will come back some, Yours are amazing, Your....(waving downstairs) is....Impressive". She said "Ok, Ok ******* Let's never say that again", I laughed and said "Deal" and she wandered off.
Looking back maybe it wasn't the right call but I enjoyed it....LOL.

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