I don’t know how to swim

I’m 50 and I can’t swim.

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  • Well I give free massages to women in my neighborhood. They usually ** me off

  • Begin to identify as a female then join the women’s swim club. You’d still have a fair chance at medaling, or at least becoming a Bud Lite spokesmodel.

  • Get in the pool, NOW!

  • Yeah, you’re citizenship is cancelled unless you won a gold in swimming. Do you understand?

  • So then ** learn ffs

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