I’m 50 and I can’t swim.
Well I give free massages to women in my neighborhood. They usually ** me off
Begin to identify as a female then join the women’s swim club. You’d still have a fair chance at medaling, or at least becoming a Bud Lite spokesmodel.
Get in the pool, NOW!
Yeah, you’re citizenship is cancelled unless you won a gold in swimming. Do you understand?
So then ** learn ffs
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