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Job hopping for obesity
I want to fatten up before I quit my job people say you should switch employers every 2-3 years now, so I’m working hard to turn myself into a fat pig before I leave this job. When I start my next job, I’ll already be massive, so there won’t be any judgement for stuffing my face and turning myself into an obese blob.
Ideally, I’d like to work remote anyway so I just never have to stop eating.
Pn your next job you will be so fat that they won't hire you. No one wants to hire a fat pig.
Have you taken up smoking?
Do you smoke?
Nah, I’ve heard that would help me get fatter though
You plan on smoking then?
Are you a male or female?
Maybe you are not in the U.S. but 40% of American adults are clinically obese. Obese.
If your are, you’re really just part of the sizable (hah hah) minority. You need to shoot for morbidly obese, then you’d be a somebody! At least until you clench your chest as you die from cardiac arrest.
At least I’d die a jiggling whale stuffed till I’m about to pop with greasy delicious food.
Is that something you really aspire to be? Think about it.
Make or female?
Perhaps you're just an idiot. There's a wild theory...
Your kink probably makes you look like an idiot too
Why you wanna be a fatty?
It’s a fetish for me. I get off on the feeling of overeating and getting fatter.
No one wants to hire a fat slob.
Skills matter more than size, and when you’re remote what do they care about how you look?
It's about the insurance you fool. If you have employer provided medical insurance they aren't going hire you if you are an unhealthy fat pig. Don't kid yourself as there is always someone with equal or more skills than you and chances are they aren't a great big sweaty fat hog with clogged arteries and diabetes.
Think state insurance will still love a fat sweaty jiggling hog with lard filled arteries like me?
Love???? The state will love your money but that's about it. Unless you can prove that you are disabled or indigent, you will be paying premiums out of pocket for substandard coverage. You will still be s fat sweaty, disgusting hog.
Is that why you’re unemployed?
No it's why you and your street shitying wife are on welfare and live in subsidized housing, you blubber loving, peturid smelling, weirdo.
2 to 3 years? You must be a mellenial dunce. Unless you are unskilled labor, 2 to 3 years isn't enough time to aquire the proper experience necessary to move up the ladder. You dummys think time accrued by job hopping equals valuable work experience. This is why employers are hesitant above hiring your kind. Plus most HR directors have an aversion to hiring fat employees. Obese employees use too much sick time, they are lazy, unorganized, dirty and use up too many job related resources compared to thin, fit workers. Fatties are a poor company investment. Stop eating and go to the gym.
Work at Walmart, most of their staff is obese.
They're pretty ** stupid too. I'll bet most of them have a lower than averafe IQ... If it wasn't for companies like Walmart those fat slobs would be on welfare and food stamps like Bucky and his grotesquely obese wife.