Bother pants me with fall hands
When I was eighteen years old, we had got back from getting some groceries and I had a habit at the time of grabbing everything and carrying them up the stairs with my arms completely full, I don’t really know why I did this at the time I had three siblings who could have carried the groceries too, but I think I kind of enjoyed annoying them by doing that, although in hindsight annoying siblings who enjoy embarrassing you…is probably not a good idea.
So to get to our front door from the driveway you had to walk onto the deck, which meant going up some stairs, as I was doing my thing and carrying the groceries up the stairs, slowly because it is actually rather difficult to go up stairs with both arms full of grocery bags, and apparently my younger brother James got an idea.
As I got about halfway up the stairs, I felt it…the feeling I had had so many times before, hands grabbed my waistband, there was nothing I could do, my siblings were below me on the stairs so I couldn’t go that way, I couldn’t get up the stairs fast enough to get away because my hands were full, I couldn’t put the groceries down because the steps weren’t big enough to hold all of it and would take too long to set all of it down, and I couldn’t just drop the groceries…and then it happened in a flash James pulled my pants down, I had been pantsed again.
My siblings all burst into laughter, at the sight of me with my pants around my ankles, my blue boxer briefs on full display and no way to pull my pants up because my hands were full.
“Seriously?!” I shouted at my brother and tried to set groceries down, but as I had suspected they were going to fall
“Yep” James responded simply while laughing
I blush and try to work my way up the stairs slowly as its even harder to walk up stairs with your pants around your ankles, I only needed to get up a couple more steps, then I could reach the deck and set all the groceries down without anything falling, but then I heard giggling from next door, our neighbor Nikky, her boyfriend and her friend were in her yard, laughing at me.
“Why does she always have to see this?” I ask myself as I blush even deeper, but just when I think this couldn’t possibly be any worse…
James strikes again and pulls my boxer briefs down, which is promptly followed by a fresh round of laughter
“**!” I yell at him as I still can’t reach the flat surface of the deck to put the groceries down, I was tempted to drop them, but several things were in glass jars so I couldn’t do that.
I grumble under my breath, and work my way up the next couple of stairs as everyone laughs at me, I finally get to the top of the deck, and put everything down, and finally pull my pants and boxer briefs back up, I bend back over to pick the groceries back up…sometimes I seriously wonder about myself…and as soon as I have them in my hand, yep, you guessed it, I immediately get pantsed again, I set everything back down and pull my pants back up and just go inside.
“Fine, you carry them in then” I say as I walk towards the front door which opens all of a sudden, and two of my cousins are standing there laughing at me, because apparently they saw the whole thing through a window, I blush and walk past them into the house, and I hear the laughter of my siblings and cousins as I go to my room, I heard a chuckle from my uncle as I walked past him too, although that could have just been a coincidence.
After that I was a lot more hesitant about bringing in so many groceries at a time, and make sure my siblings have plenty of stuff in their hands.
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