Pantsed at work
When I was 15/16 I got a summer job serving tables in a pretty fancy restaurant. One day on my break I noticed that one of the other servers was constantly pulling her trousers up so I asked her whats up and long story short she'd lost weight but hadn't got a belt yet, so I lent her mine for the day since my trousers fit, slightly loose but not falling down loose.
The work went on and we were both happy until I was serving a family their meal and their smallest kid who looked about 3 was having a bit of a tantrum and the parents say "just ignore her", so i sort of laugh and say okay and kids will be kids or something like that. That obviously annoys the kid and she decides to get me back and so pantsed me, leaving me with my hands full of food and in my blue underpants. The family are all in shock at this but I have to just finish serving, pull up my trousers and say have a nice meal. Got a huge tip at the end though so I'm okay with it.
Wow, seems like an epidemic of guys suddenly having wardrobe malfunksion.