** her for her Birthday
I was at the dentist and I saw this Mom and daughter. The daughter was hot. 36c ** nice dress we were flirting and smiling at each other. She walks by drops her number to me. We start texting. She told me it’s my birthday and she was sad. Why sad? My girlfriend and I were going to spend the day together getting Hugh going to the beach hopefully find some guys but she got real sick last night and now stuck with my mom. I said I am off today I have a nice place with a pool want to come with me and party for your birthday. I don’t know I don’t know you. My name is Jake and I am not a serial killer . She laughed. Her mom got called. Then she said ** it let’s go. We get in my Tesla omg what a nice car. Then I put it in auto drive and she said wow. She told me she wanted to be bad on her birthday because she is always a good girl. I said ok let’s start I said have you ever had extacy ? No she said my friend said it was the best. We took it and kissed . I felt her ** told her to lay down and I ate her ** while the car drove itself. We got to my house she said how do you afford all of this? My parents are rich. We went in the house I said this is naked all clothes off here wow she didn’t hesitate. I got so hard at her little tight hairless **. She had a boyfriend once and they ** but she said his ** was 1/2 your size and he came in 10 min. I said have you ever snorted coke she said no but want to. We smoked a joint I got some coke did two lines off her ** then put two lines in my big **. She didn’t hesitate. She snorted them then ducked my **. I took her to the bedroom. The extacy was really kicking in plus the coke and pot. Omg I am so ** please ** me with that big **. We ** hard she was screaming loud and hard . She rode me like a ** star. I couldn’t ** I got her doggie and licked her ** she went nuts. Then I grabbed her hair spanked her ** and ** her hard from behind she squirted and came so many times. We licked, sucked and ** for hours getting high. I was slapping her ** biting her ** she was feeling no pain. We swam and ** and got high most of the day. Then I was ** her doggie ** her ** she came hard and said ** my **. I said are you sure? Yes now I slowly put it I. Her ** and she said harder then I pounded her virgin ** hard and deep. I came in her ** pulled out my dirty ** and she cleaned it. You are such a dirty **. She told her mom she was at another friends home and we partied and ** all night. Next day was Saturday I woke up to her sucking my ** then she climbed on and rode me until I exploded inside her. We started ** around on weekends then she brought her best friend and the three of us partied almost every weekend. These girls worship my ** and I am lucky I get to ** all there holes whenever I want .
Apr 9
You expect us to believe some random ‘hot daughter’ saw you at the dentist, dropped her number without knowing you, hopped in your Tesla, took mystery drugs, got naked, and snorted coke off your junk while your car drove itself like Knight Rider? And THEN she brought her best friend over for regular threesomes because your parents are rich and you’re apparently packing Thor’s hammer?
Dude. No one believes this. This is the kind of story 14-year-olds write when they’ve just discovered Reddit and RedTube at the same time. It’s not edgy. It’s not **. It’s cringe.
Also, maybe don’t proudly write about non-consensual drug use and random hookups with questionable context like it’s a flex—‘cause that’s not a cool story, it’s a confession.
Log off. Touch grass. And please, please leave the erotica to the professionals
Tldr