I have a really douche-y thing to confess.
I'm adopted and it was closed, meaning my parents don't know s*** about my birth parents. I've always wondered what the f*** I am, meaning my ancestry and all that s***. Then I wonder what my parents look like/are, and I always think "Oh I hope to god they aren't jews." Then I think, "Oh f***! What do I have against Jews?!" And I don't KNOW, they just p*** me off. And my Christian mom is constantly talking about how Jews are "god's people" and they're special and S***, and I wish I could say "Mum, I f****** hate hearing about how awesome Jews are; they're NOT, goddamnit." Of course I CAN'T 'cause then I'm "evil" and "a horrible person", even though my mother always says cruel things about arabs and muslims. She told me I can't date a muslim, seriously. And it p***** me off. I mean I'm not going to go out and date them because they're MUSLIM or whatever. If I brought home some creepy jew she'd be THRILLED, but OH NO, not a
MUSLIM!! Not someone with DARK SKIN!!! Dear god, help us!! F*** you, what makes the Jews so great? She's Christian but she's got all this jewish S*** in our house. Like her f****** jew symbols all over everything. I don't want a g****** jew star on my candle holder. I'm not a f****** jew and neither are you! They are not "god's people" they are just annoying f**** like the rest of us! Goddamnit!
I almost wish Israel would get bombed. Give me all your "racist! b****! pig!" comments. I don't give a flying f*** because I'm NEVER going to like Jews no matter how hard I try. I can put up with having them here, but I don't have to like ANYBODY. Just 'cause we have to be tolerant doesn't mean we gotta go kiss their ass. F***.