I just like it when they react

I'm an atheist. I take great pride in hating religion of all kinds: Organized, mainstream, pay-as-you-go cults and otherwise. Furthermore, I love it when I tell this to religious people. I love watching how suddenly they become uncomfortable. I know a woman who owns a shirt with the words "I love Jesus" printed on it, and there's nothing more fun for me than telling her to her face that her "messiah" is dead in a hole somewhere in the middle East, and that I can't wait for the day that someone digs him up just so I can tell her "I told you so" and take an enormous, steaming s*** on his corpse. I took a Bible from a street preacher once and lit it on fire. I spat on the Torah at my grandmother's yearly Passover get-together (his side of the family is Jewish, as you can tell). I ask my Muslim acquaintances if Mohammed honestly enjoyed f****** camels as much as modern Muslims do. I remind Buddhists that Mr. Gautama, for all the time he spend sitting under that f****** tree, somehow didn't manage to find out how to protect his Tibetan friends from the Chinese.

I know this comes across as a troll post, and I sincerely apologize to those of you who refuse to believe that what I've written here is true. I'll just have to live with your skepticism. I'm not trying to start a flame war...just needed to say it.

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  • You enjoy hatred?

  • Keep it up - you are great reason for everyone around you to realize that atheism is a hopeless road.

  • I'm sorry but don't make us atheists look bad!! Seriously, how could you do that to your own grandmother???? I'm at least trying to be tolerant cuz if they think we're good people, they're mor likely to listen to what we have to say.

  • Your bile only gives credence to religions. You are starting fights over something that by your own definition doesnt even exist in the first place.

    In other words, you suck as an atheist.

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