I just like it when they react
I'm an atheist. I take great pride in hating religion of all kinds: Organized, mainstream, pay-as-you-go cults and otherwise. Furthermore, I love it when I tell this to religious people. I love watching how suddenly they become uncomfortable. I know a woman who owns a shirt with the words "I love Jesus" printed on it, and there's nothing more fun for me than telling her to her face that her "messiah" is dead in a hole somewhere in the middle East, and that I can't wait for the day that someone digs him up just so I can tell her "I told you so" and take an enormous, steaming s*** on his corpse. I took a Bible from a street preacher once and lit it on fire. I spat on the Torah at my grandmother's yearly Passover get-together (his side of the family is Jewish, as you can tell). I ask my Muslim acquaintances if Mohammed honestly enjoyed f****** camels as much as modern Muslims do. I remind Buddhists that Mr. Gautama, for all the time he spend sitting under that f****** tree, somehow didn't manage to find out how to protect his Tibetan friends from the Chinese.
I know this comes across as a troll post, and I sincerely apologize to those of you who refuse to believe that what I've written here is true. I'll just have to live with your skepticism. I'm not trying to start a flame war...just needed to say it.