I'm 18 years old,with an entire life ahead of me to make my mark, but I live a life of self-imposed celibacy, because every man I've ever found attractive both physically and emotionally are:
1. At least 10 years older than me
2. Residents of the UK.
3. Celebrities who I literally will never have the chance to meet.
I'm faced with this crushing reality that I will never find love and I have to ask myself "Why bother?"
And why do Brits have to be so appealing?