I love kicking guys in their **
I love kicking boys in their **. i get away with it because i make the boys think they made me mad and because i am a girly girl but i really do it because i love to see boys faces when they get a good one in the **. so funny. makes me laugh when i think of it. i am good at it too. before a boy knows it I get my foot in his ** and he goes down holding on to them, lol. more girls should try this. it is so much fun and so funny. i am laughing now thinking about it. i kicked a big boy in the ** today and made him look like a sissy. he wanted to kill me but because i am a sweet girl he did not do nothing.
if you are a girl reading this you should try it to. it makes you feel like the queen of the world and you have power over all those boys just by kicking them where it hurts, lol, lol, lol.
I've been thinking about writing this for a couple of weeks! I absolutely love hitting my nephew in the nuts! I see him a lot. It started over the summer holidays as we were out walking my dogs and one of the dogs stretched up to try and get a treat from my nephew, but the dog's paw ended up right in my nephew's nuts! He groaned and doubled over! When we got back to my house that day he'd given the dogs a treat each and was waiting for the kettle to boil when I quickly smacked his nuts with the back of my hand! He grunted and doubled over, eventually falling to his knees! Now though, I hit him in the nuts a lot and he doesn't seem to mind it too much! I do anything from punches, smacks, little taps, to kicks, knees, hitting them with objects, I've stomped on his nuts before and I've grabbed and squeezed them!
Sounds like you have a good relationship with your nephew, and have lots of fun with him too! How old is he? Do his parents know what happens?
We do have a very good relationship. He's just turned 14 last week. His mum knows some of what we get up to, but she doesn't know everything!
Did you hit him in his nuts on/for his birthday?
I didn't see him on his actual birthday because he was at school, but I saw him a few days later when he came round on the Sunday for a few hours. We were sitting in the living room and I gave him a couple of presents. He then got up to give me a hug, but after a few seconds I couldn't resist and kneed him in his nuts! He struggled as our arms were around each other and I didn't let go of him! Eventually I let him go and he fell to his knees. A while later I took him down to town for lunch at a restaurant we both like. As we were waiting for our food to arrive, I quickly reached down and gently slapped his nuts with my hand. He grunted and hunched down on himself. I giggled and teased him! Then as he was getting ready to head home, I quickly smacked his nuts with the back of my hand, making him scream and fall to his knees! Poor boy 😂
It sounds like you have a lot of fun with your poor nephew! Tell us about the time that you stomped on his nuts. Have you hit him hard enough that he falls to the floor? Does his mum know that you hit his nuts?
The time I stomped on his nuts was a few weeks ago, I needed his help with something under the sink, which inevitably meant he was laying on his back on the floor! Once he'd finished I quickly brought my foot crashing down into his nuts! He screamed and curled up in a ball, whimpering about his poor nuts! Most of the time he falls to the floor, I'm not sure if I hit him that hard or if he just falls to the floor for the sake of it! His mum knows what we get up to, but she doesn't know everything.
Have you hit him in front of his mum? What objects do you hit him with? Keep the stories coming!
I've hit him a few times in his nuts in front of his mum! Sometimes she giggles, other times she'll act like nothing has happened! Objects I've used include a wooden spoon, spatula, hairbrush and the TV remote. Over the summer I also used his shoes to smack his nuts with!
Gosh why you girls so violent… that hurts our little ** a lot! It’s a delicate spot! You girls do it just for FUN yall make me sick🤢 y’all please stop I know you think it’s funny but you could kill a boy by doing that or stop him from having children!
My sister used to hit me in the nuts a lot when we were growing up. She's 2 ½ years older than me and we had to share a bedroom. So from when I was about 7 to about 14 or 15, her hitting me in the nuts was a normal thing in our house! Mum never really did or said anything about it, she just let my sister get on with it!
Sisters hitting younger brothers' nuts seems to be a common theme here. Can you tell us about a particular time that stands out in your memory? Any time that she did it in front of your mum and she laughed?
My sister hit me so many times over the years it's difficult for a particular time to stick in my memory tbh. She hit me so many times in front of mum too. Sharing a bedroom was fun, she hit me lots of times, especially when she caught me naked! I remember one morning, I think I was 10 or 11, she hit me in the nuts so many times I thought I was going to be sick! I could barely move. I remember I had my pyjama bottoms on, not sure what else! Mum heard the fuss but didn't do much about it haha 😂
When she did it in front of your mum, did your mum ever laugh? I guess by your mum not reacting, your sister took that as encouragement. Sharing a bedroom sure made it easy! Any other stories?
Sometimes mum would laugh, sometimes she'd obviously try not to laugh and sometimes she just wouldn't react at all! My sister definitely saw it as encouragement haha! I remember one time, I think I was 7 or 8 and she woke me up one morning with a punch to my nuts! The pain was horrible and I remember being really confused haha. Then another time, I think I was 11 or 12, it was first thing in the morning and she just randomly punched me in the nuts as hard as she could for no obvious reason! I remember falling to the floor and crying, the pain was so bad lol 😂
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I know it doesn't hurt very much when I just tap his nuts, that's why I do it sometimes as his reactions are just so funny! Sometimes I think he expects a harder hit, so a little tap that makes him freeze is hilarious haha 😂
I have hit him a few times in a row before! One time he was sat on the sofa watching The Simpson's on TV and I sat down next to him. Within a few seconds I reached across and punched him three times in the nuts, one after the other! He was clearly in quite a lot of nut pain given how he reacted haha!
When you kick each other between the legs, how many times did you kick him before he quit? Did he ever kick you hard enough that it hurt?
Normally when we play that game I'll start off gently and slowly work up the force of my kicks, so he ends up taking quite a few kicks before he falls to the floor! He's hurt me with his kicks before, but not as bad as my kicks hurt him haha 😂
Any other games that you play with his nuts? Does he ever hit you other times?
Sometimes we play "rock, paper, scissors, nuts" where we play normal rock, paper, scissors but then whoever loses has to get hit between the legs. We've played with mum before where me and my brother are blindfolded and she has to hit us down there. I'm sure she hits him sometimes when it should be me getting hit haha 😂
Females try to go for cheap shots because they know their inferior 🤷♂️
All these comments r completely fake. They're just people's fantasies.
At the weekend it was my birthday and my son told me he was going to make me breakfast in bed. He's 13. He bought it up to my room but the toast was burnt and some other bits were either burnt or not cooked properly. I got out of bed and kicked him pretty hard in his nuts! He shot to the floor quicker than anyone could imagine and stayed down for a while! His reactions were so funny, that in itself made up for the rubbish breakfast 🤣
So you kicked your own son in the nuts because the breakfast that he'd made for you wasn't very good, even though he's 13 and has probably never actually made a proper breakfast before! Isn't it just the thought that counts, he didn't have to do that and probably tried his best but you still just kicked him in his nuts!
Had you kicked him in the nuts before?
Never!
Make mum breakfast, get kicked in nuts. Nice lesson. Bet he never makes you breakfast again. You should blame his parents for not teaching him how to cook.
Did you ever kicked his ** literally just for your fun, even if he didn't do anything wrong and he didn't want it?
I'd never hit him in the nuts before that day!
How did he react when you kicked him in the **?
Do it again
Do any of the moms or girls on here want to make a group chat on discord or something? We can have a more organized discussion I think that would be fun
There s literally an old forum on misterpoll for this
https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/1/topics/294868/pg/337.
if there is any other forum like this i would like to know, thanks
A discord server would be a great idea. Set one up and post the invite here.
Where can I find a girl that will do this?
Hey I saw moms from Misterpoll on here and I thought I would make my own poll on the site >;)
https://original.misterpoll.com/polls/659096
Hey! I love all the comments here and it's hilarious to see that it's still going strong after all this time!
There are stories on my blog that talk about this sort of thing!
https://femalesuperiorperspective.blogspot.com/2023/08/a-mom-takes-control.html
My 5 year old daughter has recently taken a liking to hitting my 8 year old step son in the nuts! She tends to punch him a lot, but she has also kicked his nuts and stomped on them when he was laying on his back on the floor.
How did she hit him the first time? Was it an accident or did she do it on purpose? How does he react? I'd love to hear more from you, I'm guessing you don't try to stop her at all?!
The very first time was an accident, they were playing around and she punched him in the nuts! She was obviously confused so I had to do a little bit of explaining about a boy's delicate area! I sometimes stop her if she's hitting him too hard or won't stop after a few minutes, but otherwise I let her get on with it. She finds it funny, I find it funny and my step son doesn't put up as much of a fight as you'd expect!
What sort of things does she normally do to his nuts? Is it just punches and kicks or does she do other stuff? How long has she been doing it? Have you ever hit him in the nuts? Please share some more stories when you can!
She normally just punches or kicks, but she's stomped on his nuts once while he was laying on his back on the floor! She's only really started in the last few weeks. I haven't hit him in the nuts yet but I'd like to. I know my daughter would like it if I did hit him! Well yesterday when we got home from school, she punched him in his nuts as he walked past her on the way from his bedroom to the bathroom. He fell to the floor, grunting in pain. He just had his socks and boxers on too!
Girls that age do tend to enjoy it when they discover how boys react to getting hit there. How has he taken to her new game? Does your husband object? It’s good that she’s learned about boys so young.
So yesterday I took Luke and Harvey to the beach for a few hours. It was already really hot and pretty busy when we got there. The boys immediately went off and had a little paddle in the sea, and then started kicking a football around that we'd bought with us. Harvey came over to where I was sat, but only to put his t-shirt in his bag. I told them both to put some suncream on, but they both decided to ignore me! After a little while, they came over and asked if we could get an ice cream. I smacked Harvey's nuts with the back of my hand to tease him. "Oooohhhhffff!", he groaned and doubled over. We then went off to get ice cream, with Harvey limping a little bit. Luke had put his trainers on, but Harvey literally just had his shorts and boxers on. After we'd finished the ice creams, I distracted Luke and managed to slap his nuts gently, making him double over but he did a good job acting naturally! A while later, we went to get some fish and chips. As we walked over, I "accidentally" slapped Harvey's nuts, making him double over and groan. He tried to act naturally but he struggled. When we were sitting eating, I teased Luke a little bit and punched his nuts a bit harder than planned! "Oooohhhhffff!" he groaned and curled up on himself. Not much else happened yesterday.
Today though, I was downstairs and Harvey came down, with just his pyjama bottoms on. A few minutes later Luke appeared with just his boxers on. I snuck around and managed to punch Harvey in the nuts from behind, making him groan and fall to the floor. With Luke, I quickly kicked him in the nuts when he was least expecting it! It was hilarious watching both boys rolling around on the floor, clutching at their delicate **'s haha!
Sounds great hitting them at the beach! It's funny how they ignored you about putting suncream on. Did either of them get sunburnt?
What else have you been up to with your boys lately?
Today I won a bet against my 12 year old brother and now he has to let me do whatever I want to his nuts! What should I do?!
Kick him with squared tipped boots
Haha I love how he bet his nut-sack! Have you carried out the bet yet?
It's funny how you got to do whatever you want to his nuts! Reminds me of something similar with my little brother a few years ago. I think I was 15 and he was 12 or 13. I remember saying that if I won, I'd get to hit him in the nuts. Without thinking, he agreed! Well I won and I decided I'd get to hit him 3 times in the nuts, two punches and a kick! He was down for a long old time haha 😂
LOL! I'll bet that he learned his lesson! Did you hit his nuts other times? Do you still hit him? Does your mum know that you hit him?
Well he never bet his nuts again after that, I did try to get him to one day but he wouldn't haha! I've never hit him a lot, just every now and again. He's 15 now and I got him this morning before he left for school, he never saw it coming! Mum knows, she doesn't really care!
To all the moms like me who was active on misterpoll, i just want to know the website is back, even thought if first changed but i can actually visit the old forum. we should all continue the conversation there
What's the thread called so I can find it?
I meant to say "i want you to know"* obviously lol.
here s the link, hope it works.
https://original.misterpoll.com/forums/1/topics/294868
I invite all the moms who were active on that website like me to share more of our stories and have a laugh all together. Maybe we can give each other new ideas to try out ?
Is that why all of the story tellers disappeared from this site?
Girls have you ever tried kicking a boy in the nuts with squared tipped boots?
I've kicked my brother's nuts with boots like that! It was really funny haha!
How was his reaction lol
He screamed, grabbed his nuts and fell to the floor, rolling around and whimpering. I think he started crying too haha 😂
He won't be making any bets with you again! You should surprise him with a sack tap and ask him how is ** are lol!