I tried to commit suicide
I ate a bunch of peach pits trying to commit suicide and then after changing my mind went to the ER and told them I didn't know peach seeds were poisonous. I made up a story about using the pits for an art project and the dr totally bought it. He was saying poison control was trying to convince him it was a suicide attempt but he said to them they were wrong. Sometimes I wish I wasn't so good at convincing people.