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I’m having incredible ** with my enormously fat coworker.
First of all I’m an in shape guy 6’1” 190lbs, athletic and active, I’ve been told that I’m good looking by a lot of women. I’ve always been attracted to thin athletic women who take care of their bodies and work hard at staying in shape. But lately I’ve had some disturbing personal interaction with this obese woman at work. There is a woman that works in my office who is morbidly obese. She is about 5’4” tall and probably 400-500lbs, that’s right 500lbs; grotesquely fat by most people’s standards. I have no idea how she got hired because I know the HR manager in our company pretty well and she views fat people as lazy and poor employees and would never voluntarily hire a woman who is 500lbs. The woman in question is in her late 20s or early 30s at the most. She is married to a ** who verbally and I think might be physically abusing her. She has a face like and angle, an incredibly ** voice, long strawberry blonde hair, ** the size of water melons but the rest of her body is a quivering jiggling mass of what I would normally view as a hot mess. She also has 2 children from another relationship other than her current husband (normally another ** killer). She is sweet and always has a sunny disposition despite the personal turmoil I know she endures. The poor girl is so fat that she literally sweats profusely just sitting at her desk working on her computer. She works hard and does exemplary work but never seems to get any recognition for it. She is known around the office as Piggy Sue (not her real name) and most of our coworkers treat her like a disease. One of our fellow coworker went out to lunch with her once and reported back to the rest of us that she doesn’t eat her food, she devourers it like a starving hog. Everyone thought it was funny as ** but I only felt bad and ashamed of the way the rest of the office was acting. I think my desire for her is purely out of lustful curiosity because I do not want to get caught up in her personal drama and I’ve never found a fat woman attractive before in my life. Unfortunately to complicate matters I’m married as well to a lovely thin woman who keeps herself in shape and whom I have been married to for 10 years. I have never strayed from her and I have never had the desire to seek out other women before but our ** life even while dating has always been tame and kind of boring at best. The woman at work is nowhere near my type and is as fat as ** but for some unexplainable reason I am drawn to her like a moth to a flame. Fat women have always revolted me but I now find myself fantasying about her whenever I am not with her. I think about having ** with this woman all the time and I can’t get the vision of her huge wobbling blubbery body out of my head. It has gotten so bad that I now actually avoid having ** with my wife because I fantasied about the other woman while doing it with my wife and I have a fear of calling out the other woman’s name in a fit of ecstasy. Although I have hooked up with the fatty only a 4 times the ** was absolutely incredible, off the charts incredible, shear bliss and it gets better with each encounter. It was nothing I’ve ever experienced before in my 35 years of life. They say that fat women give the best head but this chick not only give incredible BJs (golf ball thru a garden hose) but her fat doughy ** is as plush and as soft as riding in a Rolls Royce and she is an ** freak too boot. I’ve never had a woman that would do ** let alone enjoy it like this woman does. IMHO if you ever find a woman that loves ** she is a keeper of the highest order. Her huge ** is like a soft cushion and I can only describe it like riding on a cloud. Her ** is glide smooth and snug. The suction is almost too much for both of us to handle. I’ve never heard a woman make so much noise before her moans and grunts and squeals are like a symphony of sexual delight and when she comes it’s like the earth is moving beneath you. She arches her back so high and hard that she literally rises off the bed like a whale breeching in the Pacific Ocean.
Now what to do about this; we’re not exactly in love but if things progress as they are I can envision it happening very easily. I don’t want to divorce my wife because it will ruin me financially and hurt her emotionally. I don’t even want to think about how badly it will hurt her. But on the other hand I don’t want to give up this incredible woman and the incredible ** she gives. Unfortunately life is full of hard choices.
Man! I gotta get me one of those super-sized honeys.
Please don't; take my word you will regret it.
Doing it with a big beautiful woman feels as dreamy as lying in a waterbed. To the uninitiated no words can really do justice to describe how out of this world wonderful making love to a ** is. Once you have been there you never want to leave or lose the priceless treasure you have found in a big cuddly woman. After you have been with a **, being with a skinny woman is like eating cheap store brand ice cream instead of premier Häagen-Dazs or drinking cheap beer instead of champagne. There's just no comparison.
You must be a ** ** or a fatty ** **. No real man uses the word "dreamy" to discribe anything. You're either a closet ** or a fat ** cow.
Whatever.
The guy who wrote this confession must be a "**". Only "**" hood rats would even consider ** a woman that big, fat, and nasty. But hey to each his own and if ** a nasty hippo floats his boat then who are we to judge.
**! I go such a woody reading this!
Me too and I'm terribly ashamed of myself for it. This confession is just nasty as **.
I creamed my pants halfway through it.
I am my own WOMAN. I choose to be fat and love it. No man controls me or dictates how I should look or act. Well, maybe a man could DICKtate, but on my terms and he would have to be a hottie.
Well just wait until diabetes and heart disease gets control of you. That ought to be fun.
Blan, blah, blah. Zzzzzz.
Yep it all leads to an early "big sleep".
You must be a debate club refugee. You got your ** kicked so bad in your school boy debate club you sought refuge in online forums and such to attempt to salvage your wounded ego by bashing people with teen boy barbs. Sheep are another problem for you, which explains why they get nervous when they see you in your hip boots and smell your essence of sheep ** cologne plastered on your face and ** and with that glazed look of ** in your eyes. Baa! Baa! Baa!
You are beyond all doubt, The Man.
Sweet! Wish I could have been you and enjoyed that! Some guys have all the luck.
Don't worry his fat nasty ** will roll over and squash him flat someday. Then you can be thankful that you are not him.
Really?
My name is Big Sumo Barbara. I take offense at your rude post. I would like to Sumo Wrestle you and kick your scrawny **. I know you would go ga ga at seeing me in the loin cloth with my humongous, hot ** hanging out with my crack as big as a canyon. I would use that lapse in concentration to bulldoze you to the ground. I would gracefully leap aloft like a freakin' Boeing and do a swan dive on you to pro wrestling style put the finishing touches on your arrogant **. I live in Queens, NY if ever you grow enough ** to sumo wrestler me there. COME GET SOME!
Take your own advice sweetheart and go "GET SOME"....cake and stuff your fat face. You know that's what you REALLY want to do. Applying the concept of graceful movement to any ** ** is ** hilarious. Obese ** like you can only wallow and lumber like hippos on dry land. Don’t delude yourself there Big Bertha, or whatever your name is. You are probably about a graceful and as fast as the movements of a glacier.
You wish! Come to Queens, Queen, and I will sumo your ** back to whatever psyche ward you escaped from. You really do not want to mess with me. You have no idea of how badly I could ** you up. You are the minnow and I am the great white shark. Now STFU before I slap you and eat **.
My name is Rhonda and I'm a recovering skinny woman. I used to be so weight conscious that I was almost anorexic. Then one day I broke free of my obsession with looking like those unnaturally skinny models. I stopped the nonsense and started eating again. Now I weigh 270 pounds at 5'5" and have never happier. I live my life to the fullest and eat whatever I want. It's wonderful and liberating being me.
So you went from looking like an "unnaturally skinny model" to looking like an unnaturally fat disgusting slob? Good job dumbass. No sense in being stupid unless you show it off.
Oh my, I got a hater, lol. After reading your dumb comment, I realized you make stupid look smart. Ta, ta. O Dumber Than Rocks One.
Really? Do us all a favor will ya? Just plug in your insulin pump and STFU.
Oh my goodness. You poor thing. Is it your time of the month?
I am a prayer warrior **. Today Jesus laid it on my heart to pray for your eternal salvation. So I'm standing in the gap for you beseeching Jesus to expunge the demons of hate from your heart. Jesus, I ask in your holy name that the demons in this man's heart be cast out! And that he accepts you as his personal savior so he can be saved and freed of his sins and afflictions and gain entrance to heaven. I am naming it and claiming it. JESUS! SET THIS MAN FREE!!! Satadaa kiimmaaa nam chand brewcushko sattaman daala chand maaaa brecusko saaa saaa! Thank you JESUS! I know this sinner is saved! I know the demons of hate have been bound and driven out of his heart! Thank you JESUS! THANK YOU JESUS!!! AMEN!!!
Okay, alright, enough. Now you are really reaching.
I am a fat woman. So what. If you don't like it, kiss my plus size **!
Which cellulite dimple would you like smooched first, there piggy?
You wish you could kiss my ** and more. But, unknown to your limited brain power when I said you can kiss my ** I meant ** you. Do you know what ** you means? CAN YOU UNDERSTAND THE WORLDS THAT ARE COMING OUT OF MY KEYBOARD?
Of course I can understand them but what I can't understand is the words coming out of you mouth. Maybe thats because it's always full of food.
Duh, Wingnut, you cannot hear me talk unless you are so deluded from that ** you eat and the drugs you must be on that you have lost your grimy grip on reality and think you have super-normal powers and **. Reality check. You don't! And there are no words coming out of my mouth for your ** to hear. **, I hate having to school dimwits. I don't get paid for that **. Are you like a pre-teen twit or do you just act like one? Star ships are meant to fly and bad fat ** like me are hard to come by. Waka! Waka! This one's for big beautiful **!
This is the hottest confession ever. It should be number 1.
This is serious. I would like to meet a nice gentleman between the ages of 25 and 45. I am a ** with a Bachelor's Degree in Nutrition. I like guys who are intelligent and funny. You do not have to be rich or handsome. I am more a personality person. Let me know if you are interested. Fat guys need not apply. Sorry.
Hey there ** loves. Wanna see a ** do a striptease? I am going to be at the Holiday Inn San Francisco-Golden Gateway in a corner room on the 2nd floor. Periodically I will be stripping in front of the window to give some lucky guys a beautiful view of everything I have been blessed with. That's next weekend from the 25th to the morning of the 28th with shows night and day. Stop by for a look. Who knows, you might get lucky and dance with me in the lounge and maybe a little more. Wink.
I forgot to mention I have 70 inch **. Yes, you will have a lot to see, my ** lovers. An ex boyfriend said my ** was a big as the back of a Volkswagen, so if you like junk in the trunk, I am your voluptuous lady.
Keep it in the circus, you obese ape! I hope you have a heart attack so big it kills your whole ** family. LOL
You are just a jealous girly man who knows he could never get any. Your idea of a hot date is a night of twisted passion with your blow up doll, you pimply-faced **. P.S. What are you going to do for a face when the baboon wants his ** back?
Blow up dolls and fat chicks are almost the exact same thing. Only lonely losers will lower themselves enough to have ** with them and if you are not careful both can be over inflated. Have another Big Mac and shut your blow hole.
** burglar
I heard that you were a lady killer. They take one look at you and die of shock. LOL
I heard you have dangerous curve. They change shape and direction if you drive too ** them.
Kiss my **, **.
FAT=Fabulous, Awesome, Titillating. I like the ** part the best. Yum. Loving those big beautiful women, the bigger the better and with ** as big as basketballs.
Ever found something so good you wanna tell the world about it, but only a few have ears to hear? Is that freaking frustrating or what? That is how it is with me when I try to spread of Gospel of how wonder big beautiful women are. Few are intelligent enough to grasp the truth. I feel sorry for these mentally challenged fools. It's like trying to explain calculus to cro-magnons. Too bad you could not feed smart pills to make these clueless dolts see the light about the best women a guy could score for a girlfriend or a wife. I dedicate this comment to Peggy the ** I hope to marry one day. Kisses, Baby. xxxooo
Aw, that is so sweet. Nancy, a ** of substance
You mean Piggy the landwhale you hope to harpoon one day. Marrying a ** is a no-no. They are lazy high maintenance fat slobs who will only get fatter lazier and uglier with time. And they smell so save yourself and run as fast as you can to the nearest normal size chick and stay with her. Fatties are for losers. If you must ** them then do so but never marry one. They are only good for use as ** dumpsters and slump busters for the desperate.
This hateful person used to be a nice guy until I, Mary Harrington, a ** he dated, turned down his proposal for marriage. I rejected his offer because I could tell he had nutcase tendencies. After I jilted him, he went on a ** bashing rampage and has yet to recover. Beneath his layers of hate and his craziness, he is really not a bad guy. It is my hope one day he seeks help and gets his warped mind fixed.
Oh please, what a crock. There are 3 things fat chicks NEVER turn down and they are food, ** or a marriage proposal and in that order. Why; because they are gluttons, sexually aggressive and they know deep down that their chances at marriage usually only come along once every leap year.
That confession was so beautiful it brought tears to my eyes. - Nancy, a ** of substance
If that confession brought tears to your eyes, just imagine the smell coming from that 500lb ** **? Probably make you go blind.
OMG! You are soooo crude! And hateful. Barf!
You forgot dumb. He's that too.
What's dumb is encouraging someone to be obese and disgusting to look upon. Dumbasses like you are the laughing stock of the relationship world.
Just speaking the truth. if you find it crude then don't read it.
Some people have called you a wit... They're half right.