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Fooling Around With The Landlady
When my wife's at work I fool around with the landlady. She's 50 and not really attractive but she has a hot body that she knows how to use. I'm 28 and said by the ladies to be good looking and have a ** body so that's probably why the landlady hit on me. Because I like cougars I got it on with her. Now I fool around with her every day while my wife is working. I don't have to work. My wife makes enough money to support us and it's kinda cool to be able to hang around and not have to bust my ** on some job or take any ** from some lame boss. Prudes would probably call me a cheater. I'm no cheater. It's not like I've betrayed my wife with my love. This thing with the landlady is just about two people having some harmless ** together and not about any love. If my wife knew about me fooling around with the landlady she'd probably get the wrong idea and think I was betraying our love. It's not like that. I'm just having a little fun and giving an old cougar some hot morning delights and there's nothing wrong with that.
Seriously, Dude, the landlady should give you a break on the rent for your services rendered. If you're any good at fiddling around with her, she should cut your rent in half, at least.
You keep believing those delusions right up until your wife leaves your ** when she finds out.