I felt sorry for this fat 68 y.o. woman and f***** her when she asked me to give her a one night to remember, now she wont leave me alone.

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  • Now that I'm 65 I wouldn't turn it down! Being older and wiser now, I wouldn't put a ring on it either. If I was able to take your place, I'd have the time and energy to take this terrible burden away from you. Oh well, everybody's dream is someone else's nightmare!

  • I had a similar thing happen it makes me laugh now but it wasn't funny at the time. I was asked to do a service call at a house of a new customer when i knocked on the door this lady answered and invited me in she was 67 but looked about late 40's and was quite sexy looking but i didn't think for one minute that i was going to end up having s** with her and this is when my problems were going to get a whole heap worse. whilst i was banging her the bed broke and i had to call round after work to fix it and she made me do a repeat performance when i fixed it. She rang my work a day or two after and asked if i could call in to collect a tool i hadn't left behind and she would ring most days and ask our call center to send me to show her how to programme a timer. Banging this women a few times a week was ok but then one day whilst i was in the shower she used my mobile phone to call her mobile and landline number and she started ringing me at stupid times of the morning asking me to call round to f*** he she never got the message r and one afternoon she rang and my girlfriend answered and they had a good chat about stuff and i knew nothing untill i got home and then she told that she called and will be ringing me back to ask advise about a timer and switch. Everytime the phone rang my heart was in my mouth

  • I am sorry but this is hilarious I had a good laugh are you for real?

  • Well what did you expect?

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