Let's face it, old people **. They pull their trousers up waay too high, they only give 5 pts when you run them over, and by God, they die every now and again! How irritating! We shouldn't have to put up with the smell of dried urine and cat fur every time we walk down the street - but alas we will have to until euthanasia is legalized. So until that time when the old coots can be rounded up and shoved into the last train to Reno in the sky, we'll have to learn how to Deal With Cranky Senior Citizens. The problem of dealing with cranky senior citizens will only get worse in the coming decades. Something like 70 million Baby Boomers have started turning 60 just as you were reading this paragraph and you yourself are probably feeling a little tired eh? Well snap out of it! The last thing we need is another wrinkly prune wandering around with dementia. Chances are you will encounter irritable seniors wherever you go. Use this handy list to deal with them: Try to be understanding. Don't worry about this step - we've gone past the realm of understanding. However, senior citizens have plenty to be cranky about; there's the trouble of their pets feasting on their still living flesh as they sleep; there's the drooling and the skid marks, and of course the memory loss. They could walk out onto the road at any second while their children "were busy" planning what they'd spend their inheritance on if granny ever had an "accident" or they could choke on the pillow they were examining in bed, while they were asleep. Keep your cool! There's no reason to act rashly in the heat of the moment! Revenge is a platter best served cold so come back later to get even. There's a number of methods; chopping off the tips of their walking sticks every day, or turning off the air conditioning in their home. So when you pick up the baseball bat, remember beating a nearly dead old horse is not much better than the animals. Be civilizaed - Be evil... Try to be diplomatic. Gently remind the seni
Let's face it, old people **. They pull their trousers up waay too high, they only give 5 pts when you run them over, and by God, they die every now and again! How irritating! We shouldn't have to put up with the smell of dried urine and cat fur every time we walk down the street - but alas we will have to until euthanasia is legalized. So until that time when the old coots can be rounded up and shoved into the last train to Reno in the sky, we'll have to learn how to Deal With Cranky Senior Citizens.
The problem of dealing with cranky senior citizens will only get worse in the coming decades. Something like 70 million Baby Boomers have started turning 60 just as you were reading this paragraph and you yourself are probably feeling a little tired eh? Well snap out of it! The last thing we need is another wrinkly prune wandering around with dementia. Chances are you will encounter irritable seniors wherever you go. Use this handy list to deal with them:
Try to be understanding. Don't worry about this step - we've gone past the realm of understanding. However, senior citizens have plenty to be cranky about; there's the trouble of their pets feasting on their still living flesh as they sleep; there's the drooling and the skid marks, and of course the memory loss. They could walk out onto the road at any second while their children "were busy" planning what they'd spend their inheritance on if granny ever had an "accident" or they could choke on the pillow they were examining in bed, while they were asleep.
Keep your cool! There's no reason to act rashly in the heat of the moment! Revenge is a platter best served cold so come back later to get even. There's a number of methods; chopping off the tips of their walking sticks every day, or turning off the air conditioning in their home. So when you pick up the baseball bat, remember beating a nearly dead old horse is not much better than the animals. Be civilizaed - Be evil...
Try to be diplomatic. Gently remind the seni