I steal things from my friend
I had a cheap ass spoiled brat idiot friend who lets people use and abuse him and thanks them for it. I've always treated him properly but get nothing but headaches from him. So I'm like s**** it. Whenever I can I take money from his wallet. I take things from his apartment that he won't realize are missing. He is an idiot. He is spoiled. I deserve more than he does. So I take things from him. I'm not a thief.