My mother in law spoke openly today, not so good.

Took her for a procedure and she was given pain meds. When I got her home I had to sit with her. She came home and had a glass of wine, with the pain meds she was bombed.
She told me her life story while we waited. Told me how much she loved my wifes father (her 2nd husband). Said he had a long fat d*** with a bend in the middle. She told how he worked it and how he screwed her so long and hard. She would wait for him to come home from work, make him speed eat dinner and rush to the bed. Said she laid back and moans soft as he went in and out of her. She could feel the bend pushing her inside parts side ways.
She told me she knows I have a nice big one, bigger than his, but his was nice for her. She went into detail of how it feels inside and how she liked to run her fingers around the lips as the shaft was in her. Massage his rocks as he shot a load in her.
Lastly she told me how horrible her third husband was in bed. He had almost nothing and could not do s*** with it. Would shot off with in a few strokes, that was it for days. She was lucky to get it once or twice a week. Finally he went limp never to get it up again.
I told my wife and she was not shocked she told me, she had heard this many times before. Said nothing like hearing about your own mom and dad having s**. Worse was the questions about our s** life and how big I was, how long it last.

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  • And todays lesson kids, don't mix alcohol with pain meds.

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