I left my ex girlfriend
Some years ago I left my girlfriend. She said I had began to bore her and she wasn't going out with me again until I suggested something she wanted to do.
I suggested a movie, a park, a drive, the zoo. She said nah to each suggestion and when I asked her to suggest something she said no. Well I had run out of suggestions so I didn't call. After a few weeks I decided to break up with her.
We went our separate ways and I heard on the grapevine she was engaged to be married. This didn't bother me a bit. I was dating another girl and if I never saw her again it would be too soon.
Ok she gets married and many years passed. I ran into her and she had gained fourty pounds. She wasn't skinny to began with and her ass was as wide as a washerwomans.
We exchanged pleasantries but I found out a few years later her husband had had a heart attack and had died. I often wondered if she bitched him to death? Oh well I lucked out.
Good riddance fats I couldn't stand your family anyway.