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I ** my pants.
One time, I got so black out drunk I ** my pants so bad it was running down my leg and my friend (Lord bless her kind soul) had to clean me up like you would a toddler, and an hour later I vomited all over her room and broke her window screen.
Next day, I was so hung over I couldn't even help her clean her room up and was vomiting often enough there is no way her parents don't know I was drinking.
And after all of this, the most embarrassing part?
I only drank one four-loco.
I got so hammered one night at sports bar I go to that, on my drive home (I live very close), couldn't hold it in and ** my pants.. Got home, and finished ** in my back yard. That was pretty much when I decided to cut back on the drinking a bit.. When you ** your pants, then, ** in your yard..It's time to hold up..
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