Interesting comment

So it's late the other night and I'm laying in bed with the wife. I ask her if she and I weren't married, where would she be. She said, "That's easy. I would be a lesbian." I said, "Uh with who?" She said, "Stacy of course." (Her best friend.) I said, "Why her?" She said, "Are you serious? I'm shocked we aren't having s** already.