Fix an obnoxious colleague
So I work with this woman who is an obnoxious misandrist. She is also ugly, arrogant, insecure, not good at her job, and only has one breast. A while ago she bragged about the fact that she is claiming tax credits and gets so much extra money from the government. But she is also working for cash as a waitress in a local hotel, and she used to bring back duty free tobacco from holiday and sell it and both of these would invalidate her eligibility for tax credits. In addition she hasnt declared the waitressing income for tax, which is an offence, and selling duty free tobacco is revenue evasion. Telling people about this was her first mistake. So a few weeks ago she started being obnoxious towards me, generally insulting behaviour and then verbal abuse on the shop floor. So as well as putting in a series of complaints and using the threat of legal action as a lever with the boss I also made a report to the local tax office which includes details of our workplace, the hotel she waitresses at, her home address, and her car registration number. A few years ago I might have raved back colourfully or rammed my fist into her ugly face, but hopefully this way she might get the sack and have an uncomfortable moment when the tax man comes to see her. Plus she isnt in the best of health and she will most certainly be dead before me, a thought that pleases me no end!