I am a Theistic Satanist!
When I was 17 years old I decided that I believed in Satan as a God more than I did the Christian "god." I had already studied the religion and had decided that Theistic Satanism (as opposed to Levayen Satanism) was the religion that I wanted. So I wrote my own dedication ceremony and performed it in the privacy of my bedroom. That was over 30 years ago and I have never regretted doing it! I have grown much more close to Satan spiritually since then and I would never for a second consider denying Him or rejecting my dedication. Satan is my GOD and I love Him dearly! I long ago rejected the false deities jesus and jehovah and have completely banished them from my life. If you want to worship a TRUE God, choose my Lord Satan! (By the way, this is NOT a hoax post! I truly do worship Satan and I am proud of it)