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I am a Theistic Satanist!
When I was 17 years old I decided that I believed in Satan as a God more than I did the Christian "god." I had already studied the religion and had decided that Theistic Satanism (as opposed to Levayen Satanism) was the religion that I wanted. So I wrote my own dedication ceremony and performed it in the privacy of my bedroom. That was over 30 years ago and I have never regretted doing it! I have grown much more close to Satan spiritually since then and I would never for a second consider denying Him or rejecting my dedication. Satan is my GOD and I love Him dearly! I long ago rejected the false deities jesus and jehovah and have completely banished them from my life. If you want to worship a TRUE God, choose my Lord Satan! (By the way, this is NOT a hoax post! I truly do worship Satan and I am proud of it)
We have a lot in common. I love Satan, and worship him without reservation. He offers everything that is missing from other religions -- desire and pleasure and joy, getting the most out of ourselves and accepting our true natures.
But I'm a closeted Satanist. Because if I tell my husband, he'll probably divorce me, and I love him. Also, I'm worried he might try to take the kids in this circumstance. He's... boring. I love him, but he literally can't imagine something like this.
Satan, Jesus, Mohammad please stop molesting everyone
Proudly in the privacy of your bedroom, eh? And you're pushing 50? Look out world, this guy's a rock star!
Satin wil take u home to **
None of these imaginary creatures exist - not God, not Satan - Jesus has been dead for two thousand years. Anyone who bases their life on a book written two thousand years ago by a bunch of sheep-shaggers who thought the earth was flat is a pathetic moron in my view.
That's like saying you're proud of walking around with your pants unzipped, or that you're proud to believe that if you step on a crack you'll break your mama's back. Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps no! hahaha, nah, just kidding, you're an imbecile if you believe that horse-hooey.
Big deal... yawn... zzzz.... there's a girl in here who confessed to practicing voodoo! Voooo---dooooo!!!!
All you've done is substitute one brand of nonsense for another. Jehovah doesn't exist and neither does Satan.
Lol I agree x
If you believe in Saran you have to believe in God, can't have one without the other; good bad, ting yang. Make sure you are on the winning team
Saran wrap?
Satanists worship Satan, but we don't see him the way Christians do. Jehovah was a very minor deity. Satan was and is the God of the gods.