I am a Theistic Satanist!

When I was 17 years old I decided that I believed in Satan as a God more than I did the Christian "god." I had already studied the religion and had decided that Theistic Satanism (as opposed to Levayen Satanism) was the religion that I wanted. So I wrote my own dedication ceremony and performed it in the privacy of my bedroom. That was over 30 years ago and I have never regretted doing it! I have grown much more close to Satan spiritually since then and I would never for a second consider denying Him or rejecting my dedication. Satan is my GOD and I love Him dearly! I long ago rejected the false deities jesus and jehovah and have completely banished them from my life. If you want to worship a TRUE God, choose my Lord Satan! (By the way, this is NOT a hoax post! I truly do worship Satan and I am proud of it)

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  • Satan, Jesus, Mohammad please stop molesting everyone

  • Proudly in the privacy of your bedroom, eh? And you're pushing 50? Look out world, this guy's a rock star!

  • Satin wil take u home to h***

  • None of these imaginary creatures exist - not God, not Satan - Jesus has been dead for two thousand years. Anyone who bases their life on a book written two thousand years ago by a bunch of sheep-shaggers who thought the earth was flat is a pathetic moron in my view.

  • That's like saying you're proud of walking around with your pants unzipped, or that you're proud to believe that if you step on a crack you'll break your mama's back. Mumbo? Perhaps. Jumbo? Perhaps no! hahaha, nah, just kidding, you're an imbecile if you believe that horse-hooey.

  • Big deal... yawn... zzzz.... there's a girl in here who confessed to practicing voodoo! Voooo---dooooo!!!!

  • All you've done is substitute one brand of nonsense for another. Jehovah doesn't exist and neither does Satan.

  • Lol I agree x

  • If you believe in Saran you have to believe in God, can't have one without the other; good bad, ting yang. Make sure you are on the winning team

  • Saran wrap?

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