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FML!!!
I literally puked for an hour this morning and not from the booze, What the ** happened last night, I went out for a few drinks and I woke up in bed with my best friend and her husband, How did this happen, this is not me, What am I going to tell my husband.
I remember leaving the bar, then I remember sitting on the couch with her then all of a sudden I wake up and he has his arms around me from behind, Squeezing my ** and his ** in me, I didn't even clue in right away until I felt something out of place, then I opened my eyes and she is sucking on my **, Both of us naked, Her arms and legs around me and sucking my **, What the actual **.
I was so wasted I did it, I kept going and let him ** me, Its like I couldn't get back to reality, I came laying on my side while she rubbed me and her husband had his ** in my you know what, Every time I think about feeling him come inside me makes me gag, I have never been with anyone since I got married other than my husband.
I couldn't figure out what was going on and I couldn't stop, I just kept doing stuff, it wasn't until this afternoon that something she said finally clued in, "I never thought your tongue would feel so good in me", Oh my god, please, I cant even leave my bedroom, I cant look anyone in the eye.
I called her and asked what happened and she said it was my idea, She said we started making out on the couch and I, Me, I was the one who said "lets go to bed together", No, there is no way, the things she says we did to each other I would never do, I would never give another man head, I would never go down on a girl, Never, Never, Never.
This cant be real, I walked two blocks home at 4:00 in the morning and don't remember it, I walked home in shoes a skirt and a t-shirt that is not mine, Thank god my husband didn't wake up and wouldn't have any reason to open the laundry hamper let alone look in it in the morning, Thank god he is gone to work while I figure out what I am going to do, I have to return his shirt and get my bra and ** back.
I don't understand how this happened or even what happened, I cant stop crying or gagging, I have nothing left to puke up, Everytime I remember part of it I start crying again, What am I going to do.
You must be flat ** retarded. I'm not offended and said nothing that would indicate I'm ashamed of being American. But hey you keep on telling yourself that you don't want to be American and maybe we'll keep bailing you all out when disaster strikes your pathetic little country.
Lol obviously, you're offended. Your context/language of your comments, imply that. If you don't realise that, you're more stupid, than I thought! Offense intended!
And without a doubt, I still believe you're delusional if you believe, everyone deems America, 'as the the pot of gold, of every Countries rainbow!' You're exactly the sort of person, who is narrow minded and ignorant, if you believe that nonsense!
I didn't assume and state you wasn't proud of your nation. But you obviously assumed that, because you wanted to 'assume and believe that, to continue this irrelevant and inconsequential diatribe!'
However, it appears you're proud of your nation and I respect that. I'm also proud of my nation and have utmost respect for it as well, that's the reason why I wouldn't want to be an American citizen and any other citizen, besides my own. As I've stated before, of which you appeared to dislike.
It's a shame you don't comprehend that, when you seem to be loyal and proud of your own citizenship. So why shouldn't I, be proud of my own? Remember, not everyone wants to be an American citizen and have their own reasons, why they don't. Similar to reasons, 'why you appear, to be proud of your own!'
Now stop being immature and ignorant, have an open mind and show humility :)
All I heard was blah blah blah blah.
I'm not surprised lol
Peace ✌ :)
Rantings of a lunatic make the world stupid and I have neither the time nor the apathy to debate this with you further. Crawl back to your pathetic little rock and leave the world a better place.