My wife is fattening me

Ever since I met my wife who has blonde hair blue eyes and the perfect body type. I have a gut none of my jeans fit my six pack is gone to mush. I have tried dieting but she feeds me more junk food she says I look good but I think not. What should I do?



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  • Ask her if she wants you to gain more weight. Maybe she wants you even fatter:

  • You either buy bigger clothes or loosen your belt.

  • Or buy sweatpants. That could be a good solution too.

  • How fat are you now?

  • Enjoy it. Fat can freaking fun

  • Be in control of the grocery shopping and don't let her know that you're angry. When shopping needs to happen, tell her that you have to run an errand anyway and then bring her a candy bar back so she doesn't think you're trying to change her cooking. Lol Be sneaky with love.

  • Stop eating carbs and junk food. And stop blaming your wife. You are a big boy, and she's not your mother.

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