Bar Mitzva gift

I'm friends with a Jewish chiropractor who has set up a practice in a small southern town. He treats my aches and pains in a very professional way and we often have a beer or two at the neighbourhood pub.

I met his son while visiting this doctor at a small farm he owns. His sons Bar Mitzvah was coming up and I didn't know what to buy him.

Then a thought comes to mind. I had bought a single shot .410 shotgun from my cousin after his Uncle died. The gun was old, rusty but still salvageable.

I got some fine-grained steel wool and some gun oil and after about one hour the gun was rust free and shooting well.

The trouble has I already had a much better .410 shotgun and I didn't need this. I only wanted it for the fun of restoring it.

My Doctors son had plenty of gold filled pens and shirts etc but when he got my gift of this shotgun his eyes really lit up and we spent the rest of the day with his father blowing up cans, pumpkins and plastic water bottles with it.

If you're Jewish don't overlook the goys as friends.

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