Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the f** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, b**** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR P*** U W****, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda p*** w****. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt p***Jan 17, 2018