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Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR ** U **, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda ** **. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt **
Retarded
Smart move, was probably a **.
Girl's don't **!!
I'd dump her too... She must have been ugly because pretty girls ** just once a year.
Aw man, OP has been banging a guy
Cool story (srs) You should extend it and eventually make short film
Girls don't ** it was a trap bro
Retarded **
Funny OP, and yeah pretty much dis, enjoy the days of ** modesty until she accidentially lets one rip in front of you. Once it is out in the open and she thinks you can giggle about it pandoras ** box is open and it can never be shut.
Caught one girlfriend pooping on my kitchen floor in the middle of the night, caught another pooping in my driveway. It's actually pretty common. thats what happens if youre no good at training them, you should probably just look into getting a professional to handle them in the future.
Your girl friend ** bro....Thats gross. Mine doesn't and if she did i would honestly break up with her. Girls aren't supposed to ** it just disappears out of their tummies everyone knows this.
Lol
................ next time you ** i hope somebody beats you down......
YOU guys are such idiots as i can't believe many posters took the OP seriously. Of course he's trolling\joking you morons, just WOW !!!! look at comments and how angry are you @posters !!!! Take it with a humor, it meant to be funny.
FYI. i am not OP and it's my first comments on this post .
Yes, break up with her. You are not mature enough to have a girlfriend\wife.
You'd be doing her a favour if you did, no girl wants a troll.
If you do then you'd be a right **. She's right, all girls **. So do all guys, its natural. So you accidentally walked in on her? It is embarrassing, yes, but no reason to dump her. You'd have to be a really shallow and uncaring boyfriend to dump her for doing nature's business.