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Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR ** U **, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda ** **. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt **
Trolls gonna troll. case closed.
Have you caught her breathing yet? Look, it's awkward sure, but what ** are you gonna break up with some one for something like that that for, I'm sure your **** isn't smelling like flowers,
You're such a liar. Girls don't **
OMG Girls do not **!
This is extremely abnormal, break up with her. Call the psych ward and take her in!
WHAT! this is a clear indication that your relationship will be a mess. I would never allow my gf to **. You should dump her because of it. She is so weird!
Dude, you act like she dumped on your bed! Chill out and learn to knock!
Stop being an idiot, everyone poops and sometimes it stinks. Just because you have some romantic delusion about girls is no reason to think less of her. Think of some of the rotters you dropped into the toilet and understand she is human like you. Did you think she smelled like perfume and flowers all the time.?
Silly man, women don't **!
I walked in on my girlfriend the other day and it smelled so bad in the bathroom. I ran out and shut the door but could still hear loud noises coming from inside. She said all girls **, do I break up with her?
Ok XD im literally ROFLing!!! haha...seriously..iv been laughin at this for like five minutes....I CANT STOPPP!!
Its blatantly obvious, your wife is a man, because everyone knows women DO NOT **
WTF
Have you ever considered ** bypass surgery? Its a little pricey but worth it, i had my wife get it done and its worked wonders.
If you dont know how it works ill briefly explain
the colon and small intestine are removed and replaced with a small incinerator which fuels a complement generator. so whenever she has to ** she end up hearing something like "your hair looks great" or "have you been working out" it comes with a simulation of your voice so she thinks your saying it. and as we all learned in Bio 101 women can survive solely on complements and water. So in the end it cuts down mess, time away from sport center because she is no longer constipated and nagging all the time, and cuts down on price of food (as you only need to feed her once and the cycle begins)
You all are so ignorant! Pooping or the technical term secretion is a natural bodily function for any human being! As well as **!
Now as for my answer.
If she's to the point where she literally can't stop then take her to the doctor.
If it's just a little case of diarrhea then give her lots of bananas.
Sounds like you've got yourself a real pickle there.
I blame feminism for giving women this stupid notion that they're allowed to **. Everyone knows that's the man's job.
Here' my professional opinion: Try hitting her a few times while cursing loudly. If that doesn't work, threaten her favorite pet or child. Finally, if neither of those options get the job done, take her to your local doctor or veterinarian- A few simple stitches will close that hole for good!
Afterwords, have her cook you a steak to celebrate. If she's really good, you can even let her rub your feet!
And remember, if she gives you any sass, don't be afraid to let the back of your hand remind her who's got the pants in this relationship!
I have the same problem, I've taken all the fiber out of her diet. I hid the Activia. I replaced all the Benefiber with Splenda. WHY IS SHE STILL POOPING????? I've told her so many times how I feel about women pooping and since she wouldn't listen, I had to take matters into my own hands. I even mildly sedated so that she wouldn't think about pooping and go to the bathroom. However, we've run out of Depends and she's still pooping.
F you are being completely serious... then I have to say you are pretty screwed up. Taking fiber out of her diet will just make her stool less wholesome and more runny. She may have irritable bowel syndrome which makes her go to the bathroom very often. If it bothers you that much, then you need to disappear when she goes to the bathroom.
Are you sure your wife actually exist and not a part of your marijuana induced hallucinations ?
Is ur wife hot ?