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Caught my wife pooping..so i divorced her .
She said she's off to pee while were watching a movie, now she's been gone 5 minutes and i knew something was up, i knocked on the door and asked if everything is ok, she said yes she'll be right out...her voice was labored and i became suspicious...so i yelled "I"M COMING IN!' she screamed no but there was no stopping this, i smashed through the door and i see her sitting on the toilet seat, i told her to get the ** up, she didnt so i threw her off, i looked inside the toilet...just as i suspected, a goddam log, ** u better pray this isnt yours. i looked around and saw no pet in site, I KNOW THIS IS UR ** U **, she screamed at me that im crazy and that shes calling the cops, all the while toilet paper in her hands. i told her no need to call the cops, im divorcing u u some kinda ** **. and that was that. I feel like a new man and off to find a wife who doesnt **
What an inconsiderate nasty sloot.
Go nc right now.... girls dont ** op youre married to a guy
Been dating for about 6 months. Went to use the bathroom and noticed there was toilet paper in there. To my curiosity, my guess was that there was a small piece a ** hiding bellow it.
I flushed the toilet and held down the lever and the toilet bowl began to fill like it was clogged. Unwrapped from the toilet paper comes out a small piece of ** which floats to the top of the water. It finally goes away. I had two options, tell her what I saw or don't tell her. I told her because to see the look of embarrassment. She admitted forgetting to flush the toilet a third time. Srs
Break up. It will never be the same.
Sorry brah it was bound to happen eventually
Girls don't ** or **, so the story is fake .
U did the right thing bro, ur wife must be a man or some kind of mutant
What the ** ?
God, you're an idiot.
#sickfuck #verysickfuck
Your parents must be so happy their little ** is all grow up.
I’m dead 😂😂😂
Your ** up.