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Shut your mouth when you eat
I hate hearing the food swishing around in your mouth. The slurping, the smacking... it is disgusting. I shouldn't be able to hear you before I see you. Shut your mouth FFS.
Every time someone starts eating with their mouth open and smacking their lips together, I want to go up to that person, smack their lips and say, "Chew with your f***ingredients mouth closed!"
F***ing mouth closed. Not ingredients. Stupid autocorrect.
Is it better or worse when someone can make lots of eating noises even when they chew with their mouths closed? Snorting, gagging, weird mouth sounds, heavy breathing. It's disgusting!
Good god YES I agree with you!!!
Biggest stress noise ever!!!!!!!
I absolutely detest the lip smacking slurping chomping chewy c.u.n.t.s of the world. I feel nothing but rage towards them.