I got caught again.
My brother in law caught me masturbating once a couple years ago and again last night, I was sleeping on the couch downstairs and we had watched a movie then they went to bed and all the kids were asleep so I was laying back, Legs spread with a hand towel under my butt watching p*** on my phone, Boobies out, the whole bit just laying back rubbing myself and all of a sudden he said "S***...Sorry...F***...".
I quickly covered up but I know he seen everything then he grabbed his phone out of the cup holder and held it up saying "Sorry...I just..." and held his phone up before pretty much running upstairs.
My sister could barely contain her laughter as she told me he told her all about it the next morning and how he thinks I may be a serial masturbator, or trying to get caught.
I apologized and she said "Oh god, I don't care, He is more worried about you thinking he is trying to catch you than anything".