My wife when she's drunk

Try it with the dog first

I have done this with my drunken passed out cold wife I took all her clothes off elevated her hips with pillows and spread her out wide for my very well hung 107 pound ROTTY it took very little coaxing and he was licking and lapping her ** ** like it was his last meal ….as he licked I would lightly stroke that ** red rocket and lightly scratch his inner and outter thy’s he was starting to get aroused cuz he started ** the air and pawing and clawing the wife trying to position her to mount her …..she
Jus was laying there lightly moaning and mostly snoring ,I was so ** hard and turned on I felt like a teenager and would ** in my pants but re focused on the matter at hand i stroked Diesels ** till I had the bulb of that ** massively thick girthed dog ** I positioned diesel with his ** back between his legs and moved him in closer to Cindy’s ready willing wet ** hole ,,,I slid his ** between the folds of my wife’s awaiting ** she let out a almost gasp or sigh as I slid that girth veiny red rocket up and down that ** dripping ** her hips would slowly rock as i glided that ** from her ** hole up to her ** ……when I guided that fat dog ** into my wife’s ** she gasped and yelled out loudly ow ow ow …….but I’d only put the tip and maybe an inch of the shaft into her but as I sat there with the dogs ** in my hand shoved into my wife’s ** ** I was so turned on and my ** was throbbing as hard as diesels ** as jus the head and an inch of that ** was jus inside of her with no stroking jus him throbbing and pumping Cindy’s ** full of his puppies Cindy I believe had come to a lil bit by this point she started to kind of yell and was squirming trying to get diesels throbbing massive ** out of her ….but I got that situation quelled and proceeded in ** the absolute ** outta my wife ,using diesels ** like a doggy ** and completely drained his ** into my wife’s ** but I was so ** hot i

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My mom was drinking way to much when I was a teenager and I would find her around the house passed out cold drunk sleeping half undressed or completely naked. I would feel her up and she never woke up or moved a muscle. I've sucked on her ** while ** her and licked her **. About a year later I was able to experience ** with her it was my first time ever having ** and it was the greatest experience of my life. She never woke up at all or said anything to me about all the sperm I left on her and the sheets and inside of her **. So get your wife drunk let her pass out cold and have someone from the bar come over and ** your wife

Yet another fantasy from the "I have a wife and I love to get her drunk" serial poster. Some people have the lamest hobbies...

I would do her tape her blackmail her ** her

Kinda slimy

Be very supportive, make ** sure she knows you're ok with it so she doesn't feel conflicted.

First be sure you're REALLY ok with it..do some research as to who among your friends she finds attractive...and moreso has some hots for her. show him some pics of her and Tell him your plan. pick your ..or her...most well endowed buddy..you want it to be memorable..then arrange for him to stop by AfTER you've gotten back from one of your forays with the wife...and has already whetted her whistle. Suggest her a hot shower, in which she'll already be in a nightie when he comes by , pour a couple more, or mebbe a joint....put on a ** video, have HIM sit next to her..you take the chair. enjoy the show. Make sure you let her know it's ok as he starts to feel her up. even better i
f you have your camera phone.

Disgusting mentality

I would eat her **. Don't even need to ** her, I'll just ** onto the floor, I just love eating **.