Growing my big belly

I can totally relate.Ive gained 154 lbs over the last 4 years thanks to my wife's incredible cooking and she adores the fat/fluffer state of my figure these days.Safe to say I'm never going to go be the athletic form I once was especially now that we've both agreed to explore feedism

My girlfriend and I sometimes have eating contests. Not formally, just ordering too much pizza and neither of us stops til it’s gone. But then we’ll wake up the next morning and she feels guilty and goes out for a run while I lay around like a beached whale.

She’s right. You don’t seem to have much of a fight in you. Might as well embrace as much of that fat gut that you can. Reach 350 yet?

How much do you weigh now?

A fat wife makes it easy to get fat :) Enjoy the experience!

I plan to marry a fat girl too. I know it's pretty much guaranteed a guy will blow up being in a relationship with a fat woman, so I'm sure I'll be embracing some lard around my waist soon too. Hopefully she won't mind. And if she encourages, well, I probably just turn into a marshmallow.

This is a true story. My plumper of a wife reserves weekends for “** and fattening”. Those are her words not mine.

I love this because I can relate. I was always thin, and I at first started to put on weight slowly, but in the past two years I have really let go and put on 75 pounds. I was a trim and athletic 190 in high school. But I also must confess that I used to bully kids for being fat. So now the tables have turned and the person who tormented others for their weight, has now got a 60 inch hard beer belly. Some people that i treated badly have in turn pointed out my huge gut. Instead of getting upset I admit that karma is abitch and shehas repaid me. The irony is that now that I am fat, I like it. Maybe I was subconsiously jealous of my fat classmates! Next year is a high school reunion, and I am going to try to gain more and be 300 lbs. That would be a good 110 pounds since high school. I like the idea of the "shock and awe" of people realizing that the school jock is sporting massive beer gut. I know of a few others from my class who have packed on the pounds. I am going to suggest to the planning committee that we have a "who has changed the most" type contest. I think my beer gut will get a fair number of comments. ;)

How did your reunion go? Did you get your share of teasing?

I'm jealous of that belly! Mine seems stuck at 58 inches. 60 has been my goal for a while. Good luck with your gaining tubby!

Have you hit 60 yet?

You've got to eat far more than 5000 cals per day, the average daily intake for a man is about 8,250.

Try eating 20,000 calories a day and your dream will be accomplished. Your s3x life will suffer, your wife can wring your heart out of its fat and you both you fatties will live happy ever after (for about a month) at least.

And I like to starve my gf. Sometimes she is so hungry she feints.

LOL. Where is that moron anyway? Did he wander off to go find a dictionary?

Same sad fixation on one thing and one thing only, different basement dwelling r3tard. God, this place gets repetitive.

Yup,babied.

I will ** at the news of your coronary heart attack

Then you haven't seen your wee wee for quite sometime and now it's sucked into the fat rolls. You must be very proud of your accomplishment.

I know you're being sarcastic, but for someone trying to get super fat that is an accomplishment! I am very proud that I'm so fat now I can't see mine without a mirror and, honestly, one of my biggest goals is to gain enough weight that my belly hangs so low it covers it completely.