I was bothering this young woman at work
I was transferring downstairs and a young girl whom I often had problems with starting an insulting conversation stating I didn't have the guts to stay upstairs and do the work up there.
I suggested that she loved me and told her when she couldn't stand it any longer to just come down there and kiss me. She started making gagging noises and I took my stuff downstairs vowing never to come upstairs again except during break.
Three weeks later this young woman was fired. Apparently, she had insulted HR and goodbye young lady.