I can't believe we did this to ourselves

My college roommate and I got really drunk last weekend. How drunk, you ask? Well, her name is now tattooed on my **. And my name is tattooed on hers. We're not a couple or even gay, so we have no idea why we even did this to ourselves. It doesn't help that neither of us even remember going to the tattoo parlor.

Jesus, how am I going to explain this to my boyfriend???

By Anonymous