He's going to be mine
This is a very long story, but the short version is that I'll be leaving work early today to drive over 300 miles to the city where I was raised, and staying with my best friend since 4th grade. She and her husband have been married for 7 years, and I have been married for almost 10. Her husband and I have been fooling around since before they got married, with many one-nighters (or one-afternooners, or one morningers) and some flings here and there (in fact, I f***** him on the night of their wedding, before AND after she did; I was matron of honor and so I felt entitled). My husband announced last week that he is divorcing me, and when I told my bff, she insisted that I come home and stay with them for a few days, just to get away. So, that's what I'm doing. But while I'm there, I'm also going to take her husband away from her. Permanently. He and I should be together anyway. He's always told me that I'm better for him, and better in bed, than she has ever been. But even if I have to get pregnant to accomplish my goal, I'm more than ready to do that.