I hate baristas!!!
I really hate the term!!!
Everything about it is just so annoying!!
Oh ya dahling, I'm a barista.
NO YOU'RE EFFING NOT!!!
YOU JUST MAKE COFFEE, YOU OPERATE A BASIC MACHINE AND MAKE COFFEE.
STOP WITH THE PRETENSIOUS CRA0 FFS!!
Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.
Grow up you major ass holes.