I hate baristas!!!

I really hate the term!!!
Everything about it is just so annoying!!
Oh ya dahling, I'm a barista.
NO!!!
NO YOU'RE EFFING NOT!!!
YOU JUST MAKE COFFEE, YOU OPERATE A BASIC MACHINE AND MAKE COFFEE.
STOP WITH THE PRETENSIOUS CRA0 FFS!!

BARISTA:
Pretentious sounding word used by dejected art history and drama majors that describes their employment in order to make themselves feel better about serving coffee.
-So what have you been up to since you graduated?
- I'm a barista at the Coffee Bean, but only until I get a sitcom.

Grow up you major ass holes.

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  • This is now a permanent vicious cycle, thanks to social media.

    It used to just be corporations using media to hype up the most mundane things to the point of ridiculousness. Watch an ad for something you'll never be into and you know what I mean. But now that we're all cowed into accepting 24/7 advertising as part of life, it's apparently every individual person's turn to do THE EXACT SAME THING...
    "Look at my new bath mat!!!!!!" (Uh... no? How is this even remotely interesting?)

    "I'm having a baby I can't afford, give me lots of approval and money!!!!!" (Just what the world needs, people like THIS reproducing)

    "I'm a __________ tech/engineer/maker/whatever!!!!!!!" (You're a desk or counter jockey making minimum wage. Shuddup.)

  • Haha, yeah, I hate them too, jumped up millennial twats

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