I’m a secretary at a factory. Someone came in and said there was going to be a fight outside. I went out and these two guys were fighting in the mud. It was a good fight! Their shirts were ripped off and they were totally covered in mud. One guy had a b***** face and went to the hospital. Meanwhile, in the excitement, I stepped in a puddle and my feet and heels were all muddy. I’m lucky I didn’t fall in.