Naked in public
Just need to get this off my chest hopefully someone can have a laugh at this. Basically I was home alone for the week because my family and my grandparents were out of town. I didn’t have my spare key it was in my grandparent’s mailbox because they housesat earlier in the week and I was supposed to pick it up. It was about 7 pm and it just got dark and I just got out of the shower but I didn’t have a towel in there. I checked the inside towel rack and there wasn’t any there either. So I’m still dripping and I remembered we have a towel rack outside and I figured it was dark and it was a step around the corner in the backyard. So I carefully walked into my backyard naked in the dark but there weren’t any towels outside and when I got back to the back door it locked itself. So I was locked outside with no clothes and my spare key wasn’t home. So when I didn’t find anything to break a window with I tried knocking on a couple doors but my neighbors were all asleep by then. I really didn’t want to be outside naked during the day and the only way in was to get my spare key from my grandparent’s mailbox. I basically just checked the kitchen window at the oven until I saw it was about midnight and I figured I had no other options. So I grabbed a traffic cone that was in front of my house and ran through neighborhoods and down main streets to get my key at their house and then once I got the key, I had to run back. It went about as well as you’d expect it because a ridiculous amount of people saw me it was so f****** bad. So long story short I had one of those nightmares where you’re naked in public and it is just as bad as it is in the dream.