Public pee stories
I have a best friend who whenever she gets a bit drunk she cannot hold her pee in for the life of her and will pee literally anywhere to avoid making the trip to the bathroom. we recently went to the beach and they had a bathroom right by us that she only used once. after that she started saying i have to pee but don’t wanna go to the bathroom, then she said cover me with a towel i’ll just pee in the sand. we had a small tent set up so she squatted by it and my other friend covered her with a towel, within 2 seconds you just hear a strong stream coming out hitting the sand. the tent she was squatting in front of was see through and there was a man walking his dog on the other side so he saw the whole thing. we just laughed it off. about an hour later she said she had to pee again so i had to hold the towel for her this time, i was still trying to get the towel up and she already had her shorts down with another strong steam hitting the sand. who knows who saw her i didn’t do a good job covering. then we went to the car to pack up and leave and she of course had to pee again. i told her just go in between the cars. she didn’t need to be told twice her shorts were down instantly and she was spraying pee everywhere. i’m pretty sure a man walking up to his truck saw her lol.
Jun 17
Friends and I make a pact to pee on Donald Trump's grave...he's about as old and senile as Biden, so it won't be long.
That's fake. You don't have friends