3rd Rock

I always thought my wife might be an alien. That might explain some weird things over our 46 year marriage. However the s** was quite nice and the children are quite normal. On the other hand, your point of view sure does explain a few things about all my galactic hillbilly in-laws!

Dude, I’ve been doing it for millions of years and no humans aren’t that out of the ordinary

Everyone knows that Earth is the trailer trash of the galaxy!

Worse than... praying mantises? Bees? Baboons? There are lots of other species that have more alarming mating kinks than hominids. You need to stop using p*** as your gauge and do actual research to glean accurate results and wise conclusions

Based and Martian-pilled

You still have your head up Uranus.

I see what you did there!