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3rd Rock
All sexual activity on Earth is primitive , repulsive and disgusting . Earth is one of the most backward planets I've ever visited and I've been doing this survey for 35,000 years , (as Earth humans understand time) .
I always thought my wife might be an alien. That might explain some weird things over our 46 year marriage. However the ** was quite nice and the children are quite normal. On the other hand, your point of view sure does explain a few things about all my galactic hillbilly in-laws!
Dude, I’ve been doing it for millions of years and no humans aren’t that out of the ordinary
Everyone knows that Earth is the trailer trash of the galaxy!
Worse than... praying mantises? Bees? Baboons? There are lots of other species that have more alarming mating kinks than hominids. You need to stop using ** as your gauge and do actual research to glean accurate results and wise conclusions
Based and Martian-pilled
You still have your head up Uranus.
I see what you did there!